Wake Up

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Wake up, mothersheeple

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Wake up, mothersheeple.

We're all doomed. Doomed, I tell you. We're doing too much birds-and-bees business. Too much sleeping together. Making too many babies. We can't survive here, not in this one-hectare patch of land we're illegally occupying, fifteen thousand light-years from our homeworld and never going back home. If we keep multiplying like this, we'll exhaust our supplies in less than ten years.

Therefore I propose a solution:

Voluntary sterilization. I've got the equipment right here.

No? But you're our first volunteer.

Or the barrel of this ion-pulse rifle is going straight up your bunghole and I'll pull the trigger.

I'm glad we agree. This is the best way for our people to survive out here, after all.

Ooorah, mothersheeple.

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