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Godzilla: I wasn't that drunk. I drove home by myself.

                              
Ghidorah: Don't even try denying it.

                              
Godzilla: ?

                              
Ghidorah: I drove you home while you drove with a paper plate.

                              
Godzilla: I thought it was a dream . . . 

                              
Ghidorah: Idiot.
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