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*based off a meme*

*calling*

Ghidorah: Hello?

Godzilla: Hey can you come here?

Ghidorah: I can't I'm buying clothes.

Godzilla: What do you mean you can't?

Ghidorah: Well I can't I'm buying clothes.

Godzilla: Well then hurry up and buy some.

Ghidorah: Well I can't find them.

Godzilla: What?

Ghidorah: I can't find them there's only soup.

Godzilla: What do you mean there's only soup?!

Ghidorah: It means there's only soup!

Godzilla: WELL THAN GET OUTTA THE SOUP AISLE.

Ghidorah: ALL RIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME.

*walking intensifies*

Ghidorah: There's more soup.

Godzilla: What do you mean there's more soup?!

Ghidorah: It means there's only soup!

Godzilla: Go into the next aisle!

Ghidorah: There's more soup!

Godzilla: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!

Ghidorah: I'M AT SOUP

Godzilla: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE AT SOUP

Ghidorah: IT MEANS IM AT SOUP

Godzilla: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Ghidorah: THE SOUP STORE!!

Godzilla: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES IN THE SOUP STORE?!

Ghidorah: F- YOU!

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