Shuri: What if Cinderella was a cooking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was Mozzarella
Peter: I like you more and more with every text you send me XD
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Peter: so I was waiting at the bus stop earlier and I decided to listen to some musicals
Shuri: okay?
Peter: I forgot that I was in public and started singing Michael in the bathroom really loudly and everybody passing by just stared at me
Shuri: *snorts*
(This is a parody of something my friend AbbieNisbet told me about earlier)
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Shuri: I don't understand this. At. All
Shuri:
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(AbbieNisbet told me about this earlier and I just thought it was funny)
Peter: I'm pretty sure it was made to make no sense
(My mum actually told me earlier that she used to get given poems like this for classwork and she would have to write down everything wrong with the poems)
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Peter: I was hanging out with Wade earlier (idk why so shush) and we decided to go to McDonalds (cause why not) when our food was ready and we went to go get it Wade giggled and said (and I quote) "googbyes are so awkward, like, do I go in for a kiss or what?" And the employee was just said "please take your food and leave, sir" and I never want to hang with him ever again but at the same time I want to hang out with again because that was so hilarious
Shuri: So.... You two like.... A thing now or somethin' *wiggles eyebrows*
Peter: NO! STOP SAYING THAT! REEEEEEEEEE!
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Peter: but who can I trust
Shuri: yourself?
Peter: *scoffs* no, I was so sleep deprived this morning that I put orange juice on my toast and butter in my glass then continued to pour milk in the glass of butter
Peter: I don't even know why I got the milk out
Shuri: Omg I'm wheezing XD
Peter: I didn't even toast the bread, I had soggy bread and I drank buttery water
Shuri: akbeosmshsnaldjjs XD
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(Warning for this little conversation.... *looks at the smudged writing on my hand* Mentions of Tank tops? Thankas? Oh it says Weeaboo dugs with a drawing of a SQUIP.... Wrong hand.... Thanos.... The big purple guys that DIDN'T murder any precious children and got murdered for having a gauntlet that was fancier that Tony (that's totally the plots of those two movies, anyways, moving on))
