Drarry one-shots

11) What did I just write?

For context - After hogwarts, a group of ex-Gryffindors and ex-Slytherins, and even an ex-Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff, decided that it was a good idea to throw a rather large party at Harry's house. Draco and Harry loose the crowd that is seated in the living room, and go up to Harry's room together .

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(I am writing about a subject that I am not the most familiar with and by subject I mean, drugs and alcohol, so please if people could help me make sure that this is accurate, that would be greatly appreciated. I'm not kidding, the only drugs that I have taken that aren't over the counter meds and prescription meds is my ADD medication.)

"Dude."
Draco was seriously stoned

"What dude."
Harry was also seriously stoned

"I'm so fucking gay."

"What?"

"I'm so fucking gay."

"I *hic* know."

Did I also mention that they were both seriously drunk too?

"No, dude. I'm like so fucking gay. Like so fucking gay."

"Ya dude, I know."

They both stared at the ceiling throughout the entire encounter

"No. I don't think you understand how gay I am. I am so mother fucking gay."

"Draco. I know."

Harry was nodding his head, but he stopped when he realized the room felt like it was spinning.

"You didn't know how *hic* gay I am. I find literally every guy attractive. You wouldn't know. Your *hic* really fucking *hic* straight."

Draco took another swig from the almost empty bottle of fire whiskey that stood between their laying bodies on the bed.

No idea how, but Draco and Harry got wasted and stoned, and decided to eat Cheetos and pizza on Harry's bed. They were both laying down staring at the ceiling trying to... I don't know... they were high and drunk. Don't judge them.

"Maybe your just lonely. And I ain't straight."

"I'm going to forget that first part because Malfoy's don't get lonely, and fuck ya you are. You are as straight as a nail."

Harry face palmed and used his arm to hold his head as he looked at the weirdly shirtless boy laying on the bed next to him.

"Straight nails can become bent when hammered into. "

"What?"

Draco seemed to have lost focus and conscious at one point, but he came back to the real world soon. Harry's quip happily became seemingly unnoticed by the blond.

The smoke filling the air began disappearing, so Harry decided to change that as he spoke his next one worded sentence, joint in hand.

"Nevermind"

Draco rolled his eyes.

"Har-bear, you a straight bitch."

"Don't called me that. And no. I'm not straight."

Harry tried to speak madly, but it just came out as an annoyed squeak. And there is no way in hell that that meek little squeak didn't drive Draco insane with a strong form of arousal that hit him in a harsh wave.

"Okay Har-bear. Then why did you bang all those girls? That's straight now isn't it?"

High Draco could not hide his emotions well, and that statement was heavily coated with presumably, jealousy.