Sander Sides Oneshots

Baby Sides

Not my art^
Ship: LAMP
TW: None I think.
Hey Zoe and Jayden, I know you're reading this, why though? My fanfics are so cringey.
Anyway, enjoy!

3rd person POV
It was a beautiful day outside, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and it was the perfect weather to go into the mind palace.

Roman convinced Logan and Virgil to go to the mind palace with him, but his other boyfriend, Patton, was busy with something else, so he couldn't go with them.

The three boyfriends were having a great time, Roman running around cand playing, Logan reading a book under a tree, and Virgil laying on Logan's lap, half asleep and listening to Panic! At The Disco, when suddenly, the dragon witch came flying down at the three men, disturbing their peaceful evening.

Roman's POV:
When I saw the dragon witch, my immediate focus was on keeping my boyfriends safe, so I tried teleporting us back to the house, but mid-teleport, the dragon witch hit us with an unknown potion. We didn't know what the potion was as it hadn't kicked in yet, so we just sat down on the couch and waited for Patton to come home.

Patton's POV:
I got home and heard an unusual silence, so I went into the living room to investigate. When I got there I found the most precious sight of all time; I found three baby sides, all asleep on one another.

Being careful not to wake the adorable things, I summoned a blanket and placed it over them, and then sat next to them, waiting for them to wake up.

~time skip cuz I want to~

I awoke to the sound of crying, I didn't realize that I had fallen asleep so I immediately jumped up to find the source.

I look around to see the baby sides and I see baby Virgil sitting in the middle of baby Logan and Roman. I swiftly scoop him into my arms, trying not to wake the other sides, but I guess me taking Virgil caused them to wake up anyway, because once I had calmed down Virgil, I looked over to see that the other two had woken up.

I set Virgil back down on the couch and start talking to them, "So what happened? Why are you all babies now, you're all adorable but I want to know what happened." As soon as he asked that they all started talking at once, Roman yelling, Virgil on the virge (haha get it) of tears, and Logan calmly explaining, "Woah woah woah! Calm down, one at a time, Logan, what happened?" I ask, waiting for his response, "So Roro took us to da mind pawace and and we were just doing random tings when da dwagon witch came and Roro saw her befowe us and teweported us back, but as we were teweporting the dwagon witch thwew a potion at us and it went 'boom' and now we're babies." He said, I giggled at how he mispronounced the words, finding it absolutely adorable.

"Ok, we'll do we know how long it'll last?" I ask. "No but I have a book on age spells." Logan replies, pronouncing his l's like w's, so we all go up to Logan's room and look through the books that he always keeps in alphabetical order, me doing most of the work since the others were too short to see above the first or second shelf.

I finally find the book on age spells and potions and start flipping through the pages, the other sides surrounding me. I finally find the page on dragon witch age potions, "the book says that they last about a day, so you'll be like this for a day, I'll have to take care of you!" I said, getting excited near the end. Immediately, Virgil starts panicking, "I-i have to be w-wike dis fow a whole day?! I can't do dat!" He yells.

We all start trying to calm him down, Logan staying of facts about random things to distract him, Roman telling him how they're going to beat that dragon witch's ass once they're back to normal, (and getting a light scolding from me for saying a bad word) and Me just hugging Virgil to his chest, rubbing his back and running my fingers through Virge's hair.

Once Virgil is calm, we start deciding on something to do, it takes us a while but they finally decide on watching a Disney movie while I bake cookies 🍪.

Once the cookies are in the oven and set for 15-20 minutes, I go sit down to watch a movie with the baby sides, or I guess more like toddler sides? I dunno, they look about 3 so I'm gonna say toddler. I sit on right with Virgil in the middle, Roman on the left, and Logan on the floor between Virgil's legs doing an easy puzzle, (so probably like a hundred pieces as Logan is good at puzzles.)

After about 10 minutes, even Roman is starting to lose interest in the movie, so we decide to do something else until the cookies are done. We decide on playing hide & go seek with me being the seeker first, so I count to 30 and wait for them to hide. "Ready or not, here I come!" I yell after the thirty seconds were up.

I search for about a minute before I find Roman hiding under Thomas' bed, "found you!" I giggled, "now you have to help me!" I say, running off to find the other two. After a bit of time, I hear Roman's toddler voice yell, "I found Logan!!" I immediately run to the voice to see Logan hiding in the closet. (Lol) "now all that's left is Virgil!" I say determinedly.

We search for a few more minutes and we're starting to lose hope because none of us are able to find Virgil, I'm about to give up when I hear a small and adorable giggle coming from the washing machine, so I go to investigate. I open the lid to the washing machine to find an adorable little emo toddler, giggling his little heart out. "I found you!" I exclaimed, scooping the precious bean into my arms while he protests. The other two must have heard me because they rushed over and saw Virgil in my arms, still giggling adorably.

We played again and again while we waited for the cookies to cool down until we were all tired out, so we then sat on the couch and ate cookies until the three toddlers fell asleep, Virgil in my lap, Logan leaning against me, and Roman curled in a ball next to me, I kissed them all on the forehead and eventually drifted off into sleep as well.

I wake up to find that it was almost dinner time and that I needed to make food, so I gently picked Virgil up and placed him down where I was sitting, being careful not to wake the other sides.

I go to the kitchen to cook some spaghetti and meatballs with garlic bread. When it's done I make the plates, using paper plates because we're dealing with toddlers and it's less dishes.

Once I'm done setting the table I go to wake up the other sides. "Come on, dinners ready." I say with a soft voice, gently nudging them awake and carrying a sleepy Virgil to the table.

Once we finish eating dinner, I decide that it's time for them to go to bed, so I brought them all to their rooms and then went to my room to relax, but after a few minutes, Roman came into my room, "I'm afwaid of da dark, can I sweep with you?" He asked, and my heart couldn't take it, "of course, come here." I reply, opening my arms for him. He cuddles into me and falls asleep.

After a few minutes I heard a knock at my door, "come in!" I yell quietly, and in enters Virgil, "I-um, I cant sweep, c-can I cuddle with you?" He asks shyly, "of course kiddo!" I smile at him and pat(ton) the spot next to me, he gets on the bed and lays on top of me, soon falling asleep.

Eventually, I hear another knock at my door, "come in!" I say, trying not to wake the others. Logan entered and said, "I heard the others come here and I was lonely, mind if I join?" So I replied, "of course you can!" And he came over and laid down next to me, eventually falling asleep.

Just as I was about to fall asleep, I said four simple words, but they meant so much more, "I love you three."

The end

Bonus:
3rd person POV:
It was the next day and Patton was the first one to wake up, he remembered yesterday's events and smiled to himself, looking around at the other sides, before realizing, 'holy shit! They're naked!' He turned a shade of deep crimson at this realization, but he secretly enjoyed it, maybe a little more than he should have. Luckily, (or maybe unluckily for Patton) the lower parts of their bodies were covered by the blanket.

~The end~

Word count: 1552 words not including this authors note.
Time: 2:45pm, or 14:45 for you 24-hour people
Thanks for reading although this is cringey and you shouldn't read it, but whatever, thanks anyways. Also hi Zoe and Jayden, I know you're reading this.
Peace out brotaoes! ✌️🥔