Chapter One: Transmission failure

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Today is the day the Irken empire finally updates their sound system on their transmission screens. This means every Irken with a transmission screen has to use a microphone in order to speak to and hear their caller. Everyone send the same microphone... except Zim. Zim decided to create a new microphone, and needed a test subject and a caller. Gir was his first thought. The tallest also should witness his creation, so he thought it would be okay to call them. Little did he know... it would bring upon a day of chaos.

[POV: Zim]

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--*cough*--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA--*cough*. Finally, I've finished my new tool. After going through half of my snackz for energy, this is what I've accomplished. HONOR ME!" I laughed some more afterwards. Also coughed. Then I realized I wasn't finished yet. I need a test subject and a caller. "I must test my new microphone... GIR!" I yell.

"eeeeeEeEeeEeEEEEEEEEEHEHEE--" Gir was screeching as he was sliding down a vent, once he fell out, he replied, "a-yeeeeeeess?"

"I have finished the Zimphone Alpha and I need a test subject. Feel honored, for I cHOSE YOU!" I said, pointing at him with the Zimphone Alpha in my other hand.

"But I don't wanna." Gir said, staring at me. He then tossed off his disguise and began to run around in circles, yelling, "I'm naKED!"

"Fine, Gir, then bring me a piggy." I said, getting angry.

"No master, not the piggies! NOT THE PIGGIES!" Gir cried, rolling on the floor in tantrum.

I rolled my eyes and scoffed. Then I got a great idea, for I aM ZIIIIM. "What if I told you it could... uhh.. blow up?" I questioned my stupid little robot.

"Oooooooh, OKAY!" He sat up, then ran towards me. I placed the Zimphone on his robot head.

"Now Gir, you are to tell me if anything odd is occurring with the Zimphone. Also, do not tug at the wires, please." I looked into his giant sTOOPID blue eyes. "Do you understand, Gir?" I asked, annunciating each word for him.

He stuck his tongue and nodded. I could only hope he behaved in front of my tallests.

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