Invader Zim: Daily Swap

Chapter Four: Nope

Red chased Zim down the halls of the base, yelling at Zim the whole way. Zim minded his own business, until Red jumped on Zim, almost knocking him down.

"Zim! Listen to me! Closely." Red pulled on Zim's collar, speaking to him sternly.

"Hmm?Hmm?Hmmm...?" Zim's eyes squinted, as he was trying to use his mind to comprehend what was currently happening right in front of him.

"You better fix this mess, or I swear to Irk that I will have you punished!" Red yelled right into Zim's face, eyes gleaming with pure anger and frustration.

Zim sat there for a while, taking in what who he thought was Gir had said. Then, he finally responded, "Gir, I think you're crazy. Even more than usual. Go play with miNI-MOOSE! While I go and hunt down the Dib-monkey."

Zim placed Red onto the ground and started walking away again. Then, Red got an idea.

Meanwhile:

Red's body opened it's eyes, revealing bright, solid turquoise eyes mixed with a wide grin. It was Gir. He looked around, realizing he wasn't at Zim's base anymore.

"Master? Where'd ya go?" He said in a heartbroken voice, for he cared for his master.

But not enough. "Tallest Red? You have business to attend to with Tallest Purple, if you will just follow me this way...?" Asked a small, lemon-eyed Irken. She must have been a secretary of some sort.

It took a while, but Gir finally decided to answer in a loud, high-pitched squeal, "OKAY!" He smiled widely and followed the small female Irken, while he strolled along, he walked in a zig-zag line, meaning he was still quite dazed.

They made their way to the control room, where Tallest Purple was yelling out demands while signing paperwork for the transmission updates.

Purple looked up and saw Red, yelling out in relief. "Look who finally showed up! Did Zim keep you long with his stupid self? I bet he did!" He picked up some papers and a stamp-placed and handed them to who he thought was Red. "Will you read through these and stamp them? I need to get these done, then we can snack all day and mess around."

Gir grabbed the materials and sat down next to Purple with a grin on his face. He took one look at the papers and placed stamps all over, to the point where you don't even know what it said.

Tallest Purple saw this, and asked, "Hey, Red, are you okay? Do you know what you're doing?"

Gir, who was supposedly Red, looked at the tall, Purple Irken, and shook his head. "Nope!"