Yugioh One-Shots

Stolenshipping - I'll be your dom

A/N
I saw this prompt and I immediately knew I had to write this. It's a bit weird but hey let's just go with it. I might do another one with the same prompt later but hey here's this one for now

"I'm so happy that my mum and dad are back now!" Shrieked Yuma at a volume that was way too high for the car they were cramped in, "they said they would show me all the cool stuff they discovered on their adventures!"
"That's nice Yuma," Shark muttered from his place in the passenger seat at the front of the car, too busy shredding apart IV in the WhatsApp chat they had together to put actual effort into conversation, "they sound like decent people."
Yuma practically jumped up and down from the back of the car, almost breaking the seats in the process, "Yeah! They're really cool!"
Kite snorted, gripping his hands on the steering wheel. "I bet your sister has them practically on their knees whilst she drills them for 'scoops' for her news blog." The trio were coming home from a dueling competition in the next city over and seeing as Kite had recently gotten his drivers licence they decided to drive.
Yuma giggles slightly at the mention of his sister, "Yeah she probably has. Oh Kite, I always wanted to ask what happened to your mother? Is that insensitive? I promise I'm just curious!"
Kite paused slightly at this question, before shaking his head slightly and sighing. "She disappeared when I was younger, and of course my father wasn't really useful so I kinda had to be my own parent, along with looking after Hart."
Yuma's face fell. "I'm so sorry Kite! I wish I could have helped but I didn't know you and now it's too late... hey I know! I'll be your dad now, and your mom... your dom!"
Shark burst out into laughter immediately. He would have fallen out of his seat if he hadn't had his seatbelt on. Kite's face flushed bright red and Yuma was completely confused.
"What did I say?"
Shark tried to get his laughter under control, his next sentence punctuated by snorts of laughter, "For fucks sake Yuma you can't just say that!"
Kite was too stunned to say anything, so it was up to Shark to explain.
"How should I say this to your innocent mind... Yuma, dom refers to something during sex, you can't just say that so casually!" Shark was still dying of laughter, gasping for breath every other word. Kite seemed to wake up from whatever trance he has slipped into as Yuma's face went a bright shade of red. Still, this did not stop Yuma from saying his next line:
"I'd still be your dom though."
"YUMA!"