Tari X male reader

RAP BATTLE!

I woke up with a huge headache. Was it all a dream? Waluigi taking over a mall because I'm guessing he can't get in smash? It seemed a bit over-dramatic. Like a baby cry's when it can't get those plastic keys he found. I was sore all over and somehow I was shirtless. I was just wearing my underwear. 

"Augh. What the hell happened?" I said trying get my balance as I stand up. In the distance I hear something sizzling. And it smelled like... Eggs? 

 "Morn'in sleeping beauty!" Tari said like mater from cars did.

"You made me breakfast. Thank you. I was certainly not expecting this!" 

"Your welcome you slept in and I saw your old recipe. So I cooked it up! Ain't bad right?" She said, sitting down at the round, wooden table.

"Nope. They are the best eggs I have ever tasted and that's a fact!" 

I see Tari blush from this. She does that every time I pay her a compliment. But at the same time, I don't mind it. It makes look adorable after all.

"So what exactly happened at the mall last night? You know with Waluigi?" I say stuffing the eggs in my face.

"I was just playing some fellout 76 (My derpy version of Fallout) and I hear a crash. I came to investigate it and when I did, I got captured." 

"Now ain't that something. I knew Waluigi was angry for not being in smash, but this!? Doesn't seem right. At least not to me." I reply. "You gonna be okay? I don't want you to get hurt after what happened."

"I'll be fine Y/N. Trust me." She says, pecking my cheek. Tari then opens the door and her hair shoots up as she is stoked of what happened. The entire world turned into an apocalypse because of this Ark. 

"Oh shit. I have a feeling this is going to be big." Tari says, nervous.

"Tari! oh geez. Waluigi is not stopping! He's gotten into full supa sayin mode!" Smg4 says, rushing up to her. 

"You ready for an adventure Love?" I say acting confident.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Several episodes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"So it all comes to this. The final battle with one victor and one loser. I see that there is no better way to settle this than a RAP BATTLE! As all the characters that Smg4 created leaped to rap to defeat Waluigi, I look at my script. Oh crap. This is cringey!" I look at lined piece of paper. It's title was ELDER SCROLLS DISSTRACK. I look onto the distance and I see that the gang is losing the great and epic war and I get a flashback.

~~~~~~~~~ANOTHER FLASBACK OOOooooo....~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A/N: This is taken from your dads perspective...

"I saw some of those Eu types of soldiers. Shrek YEETED out of the trenches in effort to destroy them. He immediately got shot and his body landed in the trenches. I could barely recognize him as his face was torn apart. I take a peak of no man's land and I see T-Series. My mortal enemy. I knew I had to do something so I unmasked myself to reveal my true identity. I am PewDiePie! I jumped over the trench my amazing beard and all and I began to diss. 

(Play song now!)"I don't like you T-series. Nothing personal kid. But I must go all out. Just. This. Once. 

Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be? Sit the fuck down T-series I'm here to spill the real tea! You tryna dethrow me from spot of number one, but you India you lose so best think you haven't won. When I'm through with you were gonna be completely fucking done and we only just begun, I review you, *clap* *clap* *clap* zero bye bitch gone so come on T-series,looking hungry for some drama. Let me serve you BITCH LASAGNA!" The entire army was wiped out. With T-series crippled. Him kneeling down.

"Hehehe. Do you really think that was it?" T-series launched their entire music library from Bollywood onto me, and I was torn apart to Oblivion.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END OF FLASHBACK~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

as soon as I saw that, I stepped forward. I began to rap. (CRINGE WARNING)

"The only spell you know is fucking lesser ward, yet Ulfric just said you ain't a true nord!

Please nerd I don't need the facts, your as tough as freaking Parthurnax! Your as dumb as a clay mold, what chance do you have? I'm Alduin, I got black wings of cold! Please you ain't mean bean, I'll suck your soul like the DOVAHKIIN! Oh you crying your ma? You better get out of here before I go FUS RO DAH! (That's all I got.)

and with that, Waluigi collapsed onto the ground, crying his butt off. 

"OOH Y/N! You did it! you defeated the great evil!" Tari said, kissing me. While we were doing that, I twirled he around and then finally I dipped her.(You know those one were the girl is dipped like a drink while the man is on the top holding her?)  and then we settled in for a final long kiss again.

A/N: You happy now? yeah I had to do that. Your welcome. It ain't the end I have a little surprise for all of you that I think you would enjoy.