a.n. didn't know i needed 90s jungkook till this moment 🥵
kth p.o.v
no jams shortie 👊🏻 is calling...
hang up pick up
"YAH KIM TAEHYUNG I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! THIS ICONIC MOMENT DESERVES A CELEBRATION"
"first of all, hello back to you pabo. secondly, STOP YOUR DAMN SCREAMING my ears are crying. thirdly, no, don't feel like going out and celebrating. feeling kinda not okay now."
"KIM TAEHYUNG YOU ARE CRYING WHAT'S WRONG WHO DID THIS WHO BULLIED MY ALIEN I'M COMING TO BEAT THAT ASS OH MY GOD STOP SOBBING LITTLE BOOHO-"
"YAH PARK JIMIN. YOU'RE SCREAMING THE SOUL OUT OF ME AND WHO'S AN ALIEN. YOU'RE TOO SMALL TO EVEN KILL AN ANT ANYWAY BUT I'M NOT CRYING. I'M JUST UH... MY EYES ARE JUST SWEATIN-"
"okay hun, it takes a bitch to know when another bitch is crying so just stop denying. i'll be back at the dorm in 5"
"CHIM I'M FINE DON'T NEED YOU TO COME BAC-"
*beep beep*
"aish that bitch needs to stop hanging up on me and interrupting me" i cursed as i threw my phone onto my bed.
just as i had the thought of going to my bathroom to freshen up a little, jimin burst into our room and pounced onto me giving me a backhug. that midget might be short and small as an ant, but boy, try his hugs. "chim... can't... bre... eathe..." i choked out.
"oh sorry... i didn't think i was hugging so tightl- BITCH YOUR EYES ARE SWELLING SO BIG YOURE EYELIDS ARE THICKER THAN MY LIPS. tell me. now." jimin rambled while i just sat there yawning.
"finally you'll let me talk. it's just that there was one follower who commented someone really mean on my coming out post... didn't make me feel good about myself... give me a sec i'll find the comment for you... it's not that bad though i'll get over it in a sec." i mumbled as i scrolled through the comments of my recent post to find that particular one.
"ah here is the commen-" i didn't even get the chance to finish my sentence before jimin snatched my phone away.
"jungscrewthefuckoffkook? i think i saw this account before? aw man i think he... he blocked you? this son of the bitch"
he... blocked me? am i really that disgusting? does he really hate me that much? do i really deserve to be treated like this?
thousands of questions flooded my mind as jimin engulfed me in yet another bear hug. "tae? i know what it feels like because i've been through this gay thing before and i'm not gonna lie... the next few weeks won't be your best but you haven't forgotten that you still have me, and hobi, and jinnie, and joonie, right? especially the last two. they think you're their biological son and would go after anyone who dares to lay a finger on you. after all, we know that you're still you and you're still my main hoe. so cheer up baby and i loveu you"
as i went back to being grateful for having such goofy yet loyal friends, jimin's shriek pierced through my thoughts. "AHA I FOUND THAT BITCH. jeon jungkook. born in year 1997 on 1 of september. age 18. xxx high school. ooh he's our school mate. height of 178cm, wow that's tall. looks like a bunny. aw that sounds cute. wait no he's not cute at all. moving o-"
"okay okay enough jimin why would i need to know his height and age and birthday for. i only need to know how he looks and that i'm older than him and i'm his hyung. and how did you even find out so much about him in 2 minutes. stalker." i rolled my eyes. jimin threw his phone at me and grumbled about how unappreciated he was and how he was not a stalker as i glared furiously at the picture of... jungshook? jongbook? jeonlook? "it's jeon jungkook you forgetful peasant." jimin's voice rang out. it's dangerously scary how that midget can read my mind sometimes. "i know you're calling me a midget in your mind you unappreciative ass." (a.n. nah just kidding it's way too scary if that happens)
i ignored jimin and continued inspecting jungkook's picture. he does look like a bunny with his bunny teeth... but that's not the point. the main point is to keep a look out for this bunny looking creature lurking around the school corridors in future.
now that this unknown jungkook kid's got a chance at ruining my 'popular kid' image, i'm sure he would pounce on it. i silently prayed that he doesn't make my life difficult in future...
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dared. {taekook bts}
Fanfictiona taekook fanfic taehyung was out to the world about him being gay through an instagram post. but not jungkook. in fact, jungkook was the one who commented the meanest hate comment. as you can probably already tell, jungkook was probably one of the...
