omegle//a.i.「 ON HOLD 」

1//colleen

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: 19 f nz

Stranger: u horny?

You: fuck off

You have disconnected.

Damn. Can't even find a proper person. I'm so fucking bored like geezers! It's Friday night and my friends are busy so what will it be? Maybe I should just listen to music...

Great idea, right? I got my phone and tapped 4582. ((Before my iTouch was broken, that used to be the passcode bc it's someone's initials and I just realized now how creepy that is and I am disappointed in myself))

Once it unlocked, I went straight to my music and tappy tap tapped my bored playlist. First song on it was, Escape(The Piña Colada Song).

I went back to Omegle cause you know. Why not? Plus, I really wanna talk to someone.

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey :))

Stranger: wassup

You: ur not even gonna say asl?

Stranger: nah haha

You: miraculous. this calls for a party in heaven.

Stranger: y?

You: bc those who do ask for asl are pervs and ole pedos

You: or they could just be sexually frustrated teenage white boys

Stranger: tru but that's so stereotypical and it's an insult to my gender

You: oh im sorry didn't kno...

You: Dearest Omegle Stranger, I am truly sorry for offending you. All I ask is your forgiveness. I am hoping for your kind consideration on this matter. Sincerely, me.

Stranger: apology accepted(???) well gtg sorry it was nice talking but i have to sleep. it's 4 am here

Stranger has disconnected.

That was nice while it lasted. Hopefully, others are as nice as him. This is gonna be a loooong night. I ain't sleeping. Sleep is for the weak.