Avengers x Fast and Furious

The Plan

"That's some fuck up plan you got there." Said Ramsey.

"It's fucked up but we don't have to do shit! So I'm all down for it. No risking my life for some bullshit." Commented Roman happily.

"No. If we're getting paid it's better if we actually do something, Roman," said Brian, "And since we already have a history with Braga, I think we should tweek the plan a bit. Instead of Black Widow infiltrating the cartel as a Russian spy working for them, we'll go stir up some beef with them. Ramsey will work in searching for the nuke codes sale on the web."

Dom who was standing quietly until now added in to the plan.

"The Avengers will hit the Alaskan target. We'll hit the black market nuke sale." Said Dom.

" You're just oversimplify it now," said Clint, "Questions such as How will you find out who's behind Braga?, when is the black market sale?, where in Alaska?, What about the other two nukes?"

"Once I find traces of the sale online, I'll tell you. We trace it back to find out who and where. Attack them. With the codes usually comes with a label of which world ending bomb it's for so we can pin point where the actual nukes are and you can dismantle them." Said Ramsey confidently.

"If you think it's that easy to find any traces of a nuke deal, we probably would've figured it out by now." Said Tony making sure he doesn't lose in a game of ego.

"Here's the thing with you stuck up super heroes, you don't know shit about the underworld, living in that high rise everyday" Retorted Ramsey, "I was literally born there, so don't worry Mr.Stark, I've got this"

With that she slid into the chair, cracked her fingers, and zoned into her world of 0 and 1. And Tony not wanting to lose used his portable interface, and started scrubbing the dark web.

"Okay..., that still doesn't answer the question of what are you guys going to do with Braga." Said Clint.

A hiccup on a mission could mean lives lost and Clint wasn't going to allow that to happen. Polish a plan until it's perfect and still make at least three other perfectly planned backup plans. Natasha and him having been doing this for to long to let a bunch of half-assed criminals screw them up.

"Like I said, we'll stir up some beef, and maybe the big boss will come out." Said Brian

"That's a big maybe, I suggest, we bait them, blackmail them, lure them, anything that works, with a little bit of juicy information. Once the man behind Braga sticks his head out, we'll get him."
Said Hobbs.

"Hold up, haven't we already done something like this, and it spectacularly blew up in our faces." Said Roman.

"You've really got to chill man," said Tej, happily grinning to himself as he is surrounded with the most advance tech in the world. Imagine all the engines they could have, custom made parts that would otherwise be impossible to get your hands on even if you're a millionaire. Plus, Tony Stark the man who invented one of the best batteries in the world. The hype these days is all about the clean air cars, imagine the possibility of the arc reactor if it was inside a car. Someone put a hand on his shoulder stopping him from letting his drool hit the floor. Tej turned around to see who would interrupt his pure bliss only to stare in the face of a very beautiful, very scary Russian shield assassin/ agent.

Shutting up the drooling man, Natasha took her hand off his shoulder.

"We'll split the two brains between the nuclear missiles , one group will hit Alaska and other will wait on standby until the other nukes are located.Tony and Cap will go to Alaska. Bruce, and Sam will be on standby." Said Natasha,
"Sam will be returning from his mission shortly and we'll fill him in."

"We're going under with the Russians, try to find the locations of the bombs that way." Said Clint obviously irritated. And by we, he always meant him and Natasha.

"Sounds good, Brian and Hobbs, you guys are with me. We'll go take a hit at Braga. Letty hook us up with something nice, preferably big, flashy, and loud.  Tej, Roman put a together something fast and maybe a titanium frame with carbon fiber reinforcements." Said Dom.

"How many?" Asked Letty, she pauses for a moment, and then directed another question to Director Fury.
"Everything is going to be paid for right?"

"All expenses of the mission we'll be covered by us." Said Fury.

"Great, cause we're gonna need a bunch of ten second cars if we're gonna make it in time" said Tej.

"Letty, we'll need at least two. No NOS but definitely bullet proof. Roman, Tej you guys get seven cars. And everyone try to remember why we're doing this." Said Dom before shooting a glare at Mr. Nobody.

"Exactly what I expected of the dream teams."said Mr.Nobody confidently. "A nice plan, great cooperation, an overall good experience."

"Other than the whole saving the world from nuclear bombs, what other reason would you have for doing this mission." Asks Tony sarcastically.

"Well, since you asked. If we help you, you guys in turn will help us." Said Brian

"We're drivers. Not super spies and breaking into a Russian prison is going to take a little more than a group of drivers." Said Dom.

"Wait, you want us to break into a Russian prison for you." Said Clint.

"Break a couple people out, yeah." Said Letty.

"This was not part of the agreement, Nobody," said Fury.

"Then I guess your team of superheroes can handle a this problem by yourself. We have more important things to do." Said Brian, actually talking back to the Avengers. 'Fuuuuck, they probably hate me now. Fuck it. Fuck them.My family,my problems. And now I'm going to be the one who fucking fixes it '

"Hey let's just all calm down. These people you wants us to break out, they must be important to you. We've broken into a few prisons before. And you guys have broken out of a few prisons before. Between our teams, I say we can handle this much in return for your services." Said the peace loving Captain America.

"Hold up, Steve. We can't just break into a Russia prison. We are heroes." Said Tony.

"While you're worried about the public image of this, Stark it goes deeper than that, Steve. We would be committing an international crime. Crossing certain borders that don't have any lines to be crossed. I mean they will straight up murder us. Basically flipping off all of Russia." Said Clint.

"Isn't that the whole point of spies." Retorted Brian.

"Okay!," said Ramsey cracking her fingers once again, " looks like I won, Mr.Stark. While you guys have been chattering away I got an online auction going on in approximately 5 hours and 42 minutes."

"Impressive as always Ms.Ramsey." Praised Mr.Nobody.

"What can I say." Said Ramsey

"You can't argue with results. We've got information you need and you have the man power we need." Said Brian bring up his negotiation skills, "how about it?"

With a soul curling stare, killing Brian in so many ways he didn't know was possible, Fury left the room.

"So is that a yes or no?" Asks Roman.

"He didn't say no." Replied Steve.

"So do guys have a garage or anything?" Asks Dom.