Avengers x Fast and Furious

Where Are We

"How the fuck did I even agree to this." Grunted Roman under his breath.

Cap saw the man's mouth move but didn't think much of it as it was most likely just air sickness.

Tej noticing Roman's obvious discomfort decided to help an old pal out or maybe tease a bit but either way it passed the time because sitting on a plane to god knows where for who knows how long was boring as shit and from the looks of it Ramsey's going through some sort of internet withdrawal or PTSD from when she was kidnapped it was hard to tell. No internet no food no bathroom breaks no beer no anything that would make a man happy including stress balls. Slapping Roman on the back Tej pulled down his microphone from his headset and said, "hey man, don't worry so much it's not like we're jumping out of this plane, oh wait maybe we are. You know maybe you should put on a parachute just in case."

"Hey Steve, you've ever jumped out of a plane?" Asks Ramsey already knowing the answer to the question. If it wasn't flirting with Steve she was fidgeting like crazy and would occasionally pinch Tej for the reminder of how the world was made up of 1 and 0.

"Yes ma'am, a couple of times actually. From the sounds of it, you guys have to. Its standard in many operations." Replied Cap

"You hear that Roman its standard." Said Tej poking at Roman once again.

"Will you shut the fuck up." Whined Roman.

Brian has not said a word since he met Steve Rogers the American War Hero. The stuff of legends, the very man who inspired him to be a cop. Enamored by Captain America Brian has done nothing but stare and Steve being both a shield agent and having plenty of experience in espionage knew something was off. The man hasn't said a single word and his eyes have been boring into Steve the entire time.

"So, What kind of missions have you guys been on?" Said Cap directing his question to Brian.

"Um..we've... Ah... done..... many missions." Stuttered Brian.

'What the actual fuck man. The one time Captain America talks to me I find a fucking way to mess it up.' Thought Brian mentally trashing himself.

"Wow Brian real smooth." Said Tej the only one on the plane who seems level headed. Dom and Letty were knock out sleeping and Hobbs was sitting with the pilot. Mr.Nobody had slipped into his own weird world. If only Mia were here Brian wouldn't be such a mess and he'd actually have someone to talk to. And from the looks of Steve Rogers seems like a stuck up ass rather than a nice conversationalist. He would be in one of those white picket fences with actual green grass. He was definitely the occasional motorcycle type of person. When Roman cussed he literally did a full on flinch and let's not forget a mouth twitch. Seemed like he was going to say something about it .

"So Steve, have you ever raced before?" Asks Tej out of complete boredom and curiosity.

"To tell the truth I could barely drive a car let alone race." Replied Steve.

"You've driven cars back in your days right? What's not to get."

"The traffic for one, that's why I prefer to ride my bike. You get to feel the world around you and the engine under you rather than being stuck in a box sitting like a waiting duck."

"So have you raced on your bike before."

"No," said Cap. "..."

'I knew it, a motorcycle person.' Thought Roman to himself as the other two continued to talk nonsense.
He suddenly felt his stomach drop.

"Ommaaah god!" Scream Roman, "we falling! We are fucking fallling!!"

Dom opens one eye to see what the commotion was all about. But the plane suddenly comes to a stop with a jerk and they all lurched forward which snapped him and Letty wide awake. The door slides open with a rush of cool air and blinding light.

"Miraculous timing as always, sparing one minute and thirty seven seconds." Said a very menacing, black man with a freaking eyepatch.

"Wait we landed?how the fuck is that a landing." Screeched Roman. Getting up, he and the rest unbuckled and wobbled out the door.

"Ah, I hate planes with a passion." Continued the senseless complains of Roman.

"So this is your team of get away drivers." Said Natasha walking out from behind Fury's shadow.

"I sense a tint of distaste in your voice, agent. Is there something else you want to say." Asks Hobbs ready to back his team at any moment.

"I don't know what we're doing but we have one goal here. And I'm pretty sure you're not a part of it." Said Letty looking the red haired bitch up and down.

"Ditto." Said weary Hawkeye who was to going to let anybody bully his bff, knowing full well Natasha could handle her own but he also knew she was too good to say anything. She'd probably stalk the poor girl then blackmail maybe a little nerve poisoning or torture depending on her mood.

Taking a step forward Clint confronts the group of misfits. He could take them all down quite easy, none of them had any weapons, only two maybe three of them had training, the rest looked liked some random gangsters, they weren't built for missions at this level. They didn't belong here and Natasha noticed that right away. Who was Mr.Nobody and why bring in a group of nobodies.

"Hey, why don't we hash out the details of the mission is first then we could try to get along a little better." Said Cap putting a hand on Clint trying to lighten the mood "I mean we are going to be working together, a little trust goes a long way."

The two shield agents slink back into Fury's shadow.

"Wait up, where are we? Or is that another hush hush secret service thing?" Asks Ramsey itching to get her hands on the advanced tech literally surrounding her.

"Well no time to waste," pipes Mr. Nobody cutting her off, "we've got a hot mission and a very nicely cooled air conditioned meeting room waiting. Nothing will be said until we've enter the secure room.Chop chop."