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Where is yoongi taking me until I was it was a recording studio.

Belcalis: Wow this is cool

Yoongi: Can you rap... I mean your siblings can and they're really good at it

Cardi: Yes I can

Yoongi: Prove it

Cardi:
Bitches be pressed (pressed)
They knew how I'm coming, real bitch in the flesh (woo)
Who the fuck she gon' check? (Who?)
She be talking that shit, talkin' out of her neck (brr)
Put blood on her dress (woo)
Bitches be mad when they see Cardi step in the spot (whoa)
Said that you 'bout it, we know that you not
I'ma pull up on bitches as soon as I drop
Bought a new foreign, I might cop a yacht (skrrt)
Bitches in my business, they tryna plot (woo)
Hoes poppin' shit like they hot but they not (no)
Just flooded the wrist, the Patek, the watch (whoa)
Niggas be flexing, we know what you got
Cardi done had got the game in a knot
Fuckin' your nigga, I got him on lock
This go bang bang like I'm choppin' them chops
Vvs chain, I'm in love with the rocks (whoa)
You said you gon' take it, bitch, you got me chopped (whoa)
They throwin' shade 'cause they see me on top
Tell that bitch to pull up, I'ma send you the drop

Press, press, press, press, press
Cardi don't need more press
Kill 'em all, put them hoes to rest
Walk in, bulletproof vest
Please tell me who she gon' check
Murder scene, Cardi made a mess
Pop up, guess who, bitch?
Pop up, guess who, bitch?

Ding dong
Must be that whip that I ordered (ordered)
And a new crib for my daughter (daughter)
You know a bad bitch gon' spoil her
Got one in New York, need one in Georgia (yeah)
New Bentley truck cost a quarter (quarter)
My money still long like weave (woo)
Pussy still wet like Florida (woo)
Everyone drop on the floor (floor)
She was talkin' but not anymore (no)
Mac to your face like contour (brrt)
This chopper come straight from Dior
Done with the talkin', I'm open to violence
Ask anybody, they know I'm about it
Hashtag whip that ho ass
Fuck around, we gon' start a new challenge (woo)
I come in this bitch and I'm strapped up and ready (vroom)
Ridin' that dick like I'm Cardi Andretti
Fuck at your crib, we don't go to no 'telly
I sit on his face whenever I'm ready (woo)
Bitch I'm a freak like Greek (like Greek)
Got the biggest house on my street (my street)
All you little hoes look cheap (look cheap)
They suckin' on my dick with no teeth

Press, press, press, press, press (Cardi)
Cardi don't need more press
Kill 'em all, put them hoes to rest (woo)
Walk in, bulletproof vest (yeah)
Please tell me who she gon' check (who?)
Murder scene, Cardi made a mess (whoa)
Pop up, guess who, bitch? (Yeah)
Pop up, guess who, bitch? (Cardi)

Press, press, press, press
Press, press, press, press
Press, press, press, press
Pop up, guess who, bitch? (Yeah)
Pop up, guess who, bitch? (Cardi)

Yoongi: Damn babe

Cardi: Did you like it

Yoongi: I love it

Yoongi: Tell me about

Cardi: I'm from New York, the Bronx to be exact. I just got out of a relationship with this nigga who played me and cheated tryna get clout because I was dating him

Yoongi: Damn

He looked pissed I walked up to him and gave him a kiss

Cardi: He's my past and hopefully your my future

Yoongi: I like the way that sounds

We started to make out  then my phone started to ring it's my ex

Cardi: it's my ex

Yoongi: put it on speaker

He said with a smirk Lord Jesus

I answered it

Cardi: Nigga the fuck do you want

Offset: I want to get back together

Cardi: Look I'm sorry but

Yoongi: Babe the food is here

He kisses my neck and I moan

Offset: who  tf is that

Yoongi: Her husband who are you

Offset: HUSBAND?!

Yoongi: did I stutter

Cardi: Like I said move on I have and I'm happy

Offset: never

Yoongi: Suit yourself also stop calling my wife. We tryna eat and you disrupting the peace with your ugliness now plz leave b4 you give the kids nightmares

Offset:KIDS?!

Yoongi: Yes, like I said did I stutter I swear you don't know how to listen so let me help you. Cardi is not your girl, never was and never will be. Also the Mrs. Is hungry and wants to eat so good bye

I gave him a smirk

Cardi:let's make that a fact then

Yoongi: What are you talking about

Cardi: Me being your Mrs

Yoongi: sounds like a plan

I kiss him and things got heated quickly 😏

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