Since we left the Bronx. Shits been going real well. Until my manager didn't like how I pronounce my words and mommy wants me, nika, and brey to come home to the family reunions.
Phone call:
Mommy: Bel
Cardi: Mommy what a surprise
Mommy: I wanted to check if y'all were coming to the family reunion; and what's this I hear about y'all having boyfriends? I wanna meet them I wanna see if they can reproduce I want grand kids.
Cardi: Well you getting one faster than you think
Mommy: Your pregnant that's great!!!
Cardi: no nika is
Mommy: Tell her to come here
Cardi: NIKA
Nicki: What
Cardi: It's for chu
I singNicki:Hi mommy
Mommy: You having kids that's great.Tell Aubrey to start reproducing
She hung up
Nicki: We gotta do to etiquette classes you ready
Cardi: Yup
Drake: Wait I wanna come
Nicki: Y?
Drake: I wanna record this shit it's finna be funny
When we got there Drake's ass wanna start recording
*I'mma do the funny parts like the meeting each other, the shirt, and the mouth parts. *
Etiquette teacher: Cardi when you're in a meeting, you don't want people to see your breast as much as I love the top. That's not really business appropriate
Cardi: you see, etiquette, teacher. I got crooked teeth right, so I don't want them to see my teeth, so I rather them look at my titties
(Drake in the background laughing his ass off)
Etiquette teacher: so Nicki and cardi, I would like you guys to introduce yourselves.
Nicki: hello, my name is Nicki Minaj, I was born in queens, New York, I moved to the Bronx, when I was 5 years old, I have a younger sister named cardi. I really do feel like music is really important to the community, like I really want people to, you know, feel my music, I want people to you know like a connection with my music you know.
Nicki's accent came out. She was being deep and personal
Drake: You forgot about your older twin brother
Nicki: No I didn't I just didn't feel like mentioning you. Your ego is 3 times the size of your head I'm not finna give it another boost
DamnCardi: Anyway here's my turn
"Hello my name is Cardi b and I am from the Bronx"
Etiquette teacher : cardi your more than cardi b try again
I said the same thing nika and brey was laughing
Cardi: Did I not do it right?
Etiquette teacher: Moving on
Etiquette teacher: I would like you guys to exercise your tongues that way, it will help get rid of your accent.
She told us to put our tongues behind our teeth and flatten our tongues then blow out
Etiquette teacher: I want you guys to do this everyday
Cardi: you see, my man lives overseas, so I haven't exercised my tongue and a long time.
Drake damn near cried the teacher looked shocked time to go
We got back at the house to see Namjoon and Yoongi on the couch
Yoongi: How was etiquette class
Nicki+Cardi: Don't want to talk about it
*Drakes shows them the video*
Yoongi: Really cardi
Cardi: What it's the truth
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Cardi B Meets Yoongi
Любовные романыCardi b and her famous siblings Drake and Nicki Minaj move to South Korea. Cardi just got out of a relationship. Drake and Nicki want Cardi to forget her ex and try to branch out of her shell. At a party Cardi met a man who could change her life. Wi...