Etiquette class

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Since we left the Bronx. Shits been going real well. Until my manager didn't like how I pronounce my words and mommy wants me, nika, and brey to come home to the family reunions.

Phone call:

Mommy: Bel

Cardi: Mommy what a surprise

Mommy: I wanted to check if y'all were coming to the family reunion; and what's this I hear about y'all having boyfriends? I wanna meet them I wanna see if they can reproduce I want grand kids.

Cardi: Well you getting one faster than you think

Mommy: Your pregnant that's great!!!

Cardi: no nika is

Mommy: Tell her to come here

Cardi: NIKA

Nicki: What

Cardi: It's for chu
I sing

Nicki:Hi mommy

Mommy: You having kids that's great.Tell Aubrey to start reproducing

She hung up

Nicki: We gotta do to etiquette classes you ready

Cardi: Yup

Drake: Wait I wanna come

Nicki: Y?

Drake: I wanna record this shit it's finna be funny

When we got there Drake's ass wanna start recording

*I'mma do the funny parts like the meeting each other, the shirt, and the mouth parts. *

Etiquette teacher: Cardi when you're in a meeting, you don't want people to see your breast as much as I love the top. That's not really business appropriate

Cardi: you see, etiquette, teacher. I got crooked teeth right, so I don't want them to see my teeth, so I rather them look at my titties

(Drake in the background laughing his ass off)

Etiquette teacher: so Nicki and cardi, I would like you guys to introduce yourselves.

Nicki: hello, my name is Nicki Minaj, I was born in queens, New York, I moved to the Bronx, when I was 5 years old, I have a younger sister named cardi. I really do feel like music is really important to the community, like I really want people to, you know, feel my music, I want people to you know like a connection with my music you know. 

Nicki's accent came out. She was being deep and personal

Drake: You forgot about your older twin brother

Nicki: No I didn't I just didn't feel like mentioning you. Your ego is 3 times the size of your head I'm not finna give it another boost
 
Damn

Cardi: Anyway here's my turn

"Hello my name is Cardi b and I am from the Bronx"

Etiquette teacher : cardi your more than cardi b try again

I said the same thing nika and brey was laughing

Cardi: Did I not do it right?

Etiquette teacher: Moving on

Etiquette teacher: I would like you guys to exercise your tongues that way, it will help get rid of your accent.

She told us to put our tongues behind our teeth and flatten our tongues then blow out

Etiquette teacher: I want you guys to do this everyday

Cardi: you see, my man lives overseas, so I haven't exercised my tongue and a long time.

Drake  damn near cried the teacher looked shocked time to go

We got back at the house to see Namjoon and Yoongi on the couch

Yoongi: How was etiquette class

Nicki+Cardi: Don't want to talk about it 

*Drakes shows them the video*

*Drakes shows them the video*

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