Bachelor's party

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Namjoon:  It will be fun

Yoongi:  See the way my life is set up I'm not trying to go out tonight I have other stuff to do then go get drunk off my a**

Taehyung: Why not

Jimin: Why are you scared of cardi

Jungguk: We have something great planned

Drake: No y'all have something  dumb planned for him

Yoongi: Fine I'll go back Drake's coming with us

The boys cheered 

Drake: Kigga what?

Jimin: It'll be fun drake

Drake: But I already have plans

Jimin: Like what

Drake:  Having the date something you will never know about

We all smirked

Yoongi: Too late

Time skip of 30 mins

Yoongi: you took me to a strip club... Who was dumb enough to think of this

Jhope: me

Drake: See I told you

Yoongi: if I wanted to go get a lap dance I would have went to the sex room me and Cardi have and she would have given me one and more

Drake: Plz never mention you and my sisters sexlife

I Turned to Namjoon

Yoongi:  You have a wife and kids you put up with this

Namjoon: No they said we were going to a bar

Taehyung: then you wouldn't have come

Namjoon: I'd rather get a lap dance at home and mess up my wife's insides than be hear

Drake: Once again dont mention that infront of me

Yoongi: Like we don't here you and Jenny

Tae: Drake yesss harder

Jungguk: Dont stop

Jin: FUCK ME

Jimin: We hear it damn near everyday... How she isnt pregnant yet I'll never know

Drake: Same as how you dont get a girl a guess I'll never know

Jhope: Yikes

Yoongi: I just want to see my girl

Drake: Well you cant

Namjoon: both of us cant either

Drake: I wonder what they're doing right now

The girls are having a slumber party

Jenny: I seriously dont know how everything gotta have ham

Cardi: I prefer chicken

Nicki: Turkey be dry asf

Jenny: I'm meeting your family I want everything to be perfect

Cardi: I'm getting married tomorrow

Cardi: I'm getting married tomorrow

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Jenny: Ik also

Jenny picked up a pillow and hit nicki with it

Nicki: Oh Its On

I jumped in

We beat each other up with pillows until our pizza came

Cardi: This is soo good

I hear rocks at the window
I
Nicki: NO
Yoongi: Please

Nicki: No, you cant see her until tomorrow

Yoongi: They forced us to a strip club, and had us get private dancers it was awful

Cardi: Is that Yoongi

Nicki: WHAT who's idea

Yoongi: Jimin

Nicki: oh well bye

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