Oh Text Me [ON HOLD]|| Jimin x Reader

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Bf💞:
Morning Kookie 😊

MyKookie:
Morning 💞

Bf💞:
So how was yesterday?
Make any more progress with Tae?!

MyKookie:
I told you I don't like him like that, he's just a friend
It was good though, shame you couldn't come 😔

Bf💞:
A friend that you're boning 🤔
Yeah about that I'm sorry, I was super tired I literally had a shower and fell straight back to sleep

MyKookie:
Really? So you didn't end up messaging that Jimin guy? Can I get a piece of that sweet ass then or...

Bf💞:
Nah, I messaged him
The chat was hella dry though 😂 but you were right he is fineeeee

MyKookie:
I told ya, I'm never wrong about these things 😉
So what happened?

Bf💞:
Well first he didn't remember me either, that made me feel better about that whole thing. And then...
He sent me a selfie... My ovaries exploded.
But then you know I got in the shower and fell asleep without messaging him back 🙃

MyKookie:
What did he send
You know before you ignored him 😂

Bf💞:
He asked me to send nudes lol

MyKookie:
!!!!!!
And you didn't!!!!!!!

Bf💞:
I barely know him why would I 😂
Plus I'm pretty sure it was a joke

MyKookie:
When a guy asks for nudes, even if he's "joking" there's still truth behind it!
You could have got one back!
Dumb bitch 🙂

Bf💞:
I'm not unholy like you, I have self respect and no matter what he looks like he ain't peaking at my temple.
I accept Jesus and only Jesus.

MyKookie:
Didn't you have anal with some guy called Yoongi like 2 weeks ago?

Bf💞:
Yes. Precisely. I love Jesus so he stuck it in the back door 🙄

MyKookie:
Y/n
You are either a hoe in denial or a god damn genius

Bf💞:
Ik ik  😂
But fr though should I have sent him one? Now I feel stupid 🙃

MyKookie:
Don't worry about it, he was probably just playing
Plus it would seem desperate if you did it so early on

Bf💞:
Shit, you're right
This is why we're best friends. Where would I be without your advice

MyKookie:
Probably sucking some dick behind church, you lil nasty

Bf💞:
Why behind church? That's wrong on so many levels

MyKookie:
You're the one saying you "love Jesus"
I was being considerate for your interests 😂
I'm a good friend