Oh Text Me [ON HOLD]|| Jimin x Reader

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Jibooty sent you a friend request
Accept | Decline

You:
This is better, I don't have to use up all my free text now 😂

Jibooty:
Yeah, I hate texting. I don't know why I didn't just give you my snapchat in the first place.

You:
Maybe because of your username

Jibooty:
Yeah probably 😂 I should really change it but it has sentimental value so I just can't bring myself to do it.

You
Sentimental value?

Jibooty:
Yeah, it means that it has a personal meaning behind it

You :
I know what sentimental means 🤦🏼‍♀️
I was trying to ask you why it has sentimental value lol

Jibooty:
Oh 😂
I mean I guess it's because all my friends say that I've got a thic ass so they gave it the name Jibooty

You:
That is so weird

Jibooty:
Yeah you're right, I should probably change it

You :
No
I mean I like it
It's weird in a good way, don't change it

Jibooty:
Okay

You looked down at the screen and sighed, the conversation was so bland and your personalities really didn't seem to respond well to each others, you couldn't be bothered wasting time any longer if the chat wasn't going to get interesting anytime soon.

Jibooty:
So are you going to show me your face or nah?

Finally, something to spice the chat up but the feeling of excitement soon vanished when you realised you still had yesterday's makeup on and looked crusty as hell.

You:
I mean I can send you a selfie tomorrow but I'm super hung over today so the most you'll get is a photo saved in my camera roll.

Jibooty:
As long as I'm not being catfished I really don't care when the photo was taken 😂

You:
I'm glad we can agree on that one 😂
*image sent*

Jibooty:
I knew there must have been a reason I gave my number to you.
You're hot 

You:
I'm flattered 😂
It's your turn now though buddy

Jibooty:
Try me, bitch

You:
Did you just-

Jibooty:

You:
Big Oof
Prove it, bitch

Jibooty:

You:
Double Oof
I know you're fine ass is not trying to clown me right now!

Jibooty:
Who? Me!?
Never.
🤡

You:
Don't make me come beat your ass

Jibooty:
Any excuse to try and touch the jibooty. Smh you hoes all the same

You:
Ain't a hoe if it only goes in the back tho

Jibooty:
You really went and took it there huh 👀

Change username :
AnalHoe🍑
Accept | Decline

AnalHoe🍑:
Someone's got to make things interesting around here 🤷🏼‍♀️

Jibooty:
Rude.

AnalHoe🍑:
It's the truth baby and you know it, don't come at me

Jibooty:
I'll let it slide this once since you said I had a fine ass

AnalHoe🍑:
Was fun chatting with you but I gtg the shower is calling me. Bye

Jibooty:
Take me with you 😉
Or at least send nudes

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