I'm the bald guy....duh

Nobody: James Charles:👨‍🦲

We got home, all tired from the irrelevant interviews, fans and performances. I still had the paper the bald guy gave me, I don't know why I didn't give it to Jimin yet. What does it even say? Should I read it? Wait no. I don't wanna see no thirsty shit. No thank you. I held the paper in my hand, playing with it between my fingers. Then Jimin coincidentally sat beside me.

"What's that?" He asked, looking at the paper between my fingers. I looked at the paper, then looked up at him "it's actually for you. From the bald guy" "oh HELL no" Jimin stood up from the sofa and walked away, shaking his head. "Just read it, it might be important!" To be honest, I just wanted to see what thirsty shit that bald guy said. I just didn't want to open it myself. "I swear if there's anything dirty on this.." Jimin took the paper from me and began to unfold it.

The paper was pink and had a white frilling around the edges of it. Jimin started to read it with a blank, fed-up look on his face. "It's in Korean?" I asked. Jimin just looked at me and continued to read it. I guess it's in Korean then.. "Are you done reading it?"
He sat down beside me and read it out loud;

"Hey peachy lips, if you're interested in sexy, talented bald guys like me add my insta @ jamescharles xoxo"

"That's all?" "Yeah. Fuck this shit I'm throwing it away" Jimin stood back up and threw the paper into the recycling bin. The then walked out the room.

There was no one else in the room. All of my members were asleep. The only ones in the room were me and that note. Me and the note...

I quickly got up off the sofa and made my way towards the bin, picking the pink piece of paper up. It was crinkled so I straightened it out and looked at the username on it. "James Charles....huh.."

I took out my phone and typed his username into my phone. Then an account with a picture of the same bald guy from earlier came up. So I checked his profile. Only out of curiosity of course....