I'm the bald guy....duh

OPpAr

[okay so quick A/N, this story is in Jungkook's POV but I'm not using 'hyung' in it because it keeps autocorrecting to fucking 'Hyundai' so yeah. This story also takes place at the met gala, I know BTS didn't go but fuck it. Enjoy]
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"So here with me we have the world wide Korean boy band, BTS!" Some blonde bitch stood in front of us. We all fake smiled and Yoongi threw up gang signs. Can he stop doing that already? The only 'gang' shit he'll ever experience is a gang bang. Stupid bitch.

"So when did you guys start to realise your success? Because your first USA show was free right? And now you're selling worldwide! What do you think about that?" The blondie placed the mic right underneath my mouth, expecting me to talk. I started to worry, because I don't speak English. I smiled awkwardly at her, waiting for Namjoon to translate for me. But he he never did. I looked behind me but I could only see Yoongi, Jimin, Hoseok, Taehyung and Seokjin. Namjoon wasn't there. I started to panic and slowly stepped back away from the mic but guess what the bitch did? FOLLOWED ME. Then it happened.

A bald guy came towards us. He was wearing a shirt made of pins and shorts that made his ass look like deflated soccer balls. We just looked at him in disgust as he removed the mic from the blondies hand. She just stood there, looking at the bald guys ass.

Then he put the mic up to his mouth, faced all of us and spoke.

"Oppars, I  sarang you jjinja! James Charles imnida~ Konichiwa oppars! Bangtan sonyeondan kawaii~!"

He then looked at the blondie and spoke English to her. I think he said "I translate them" or something like that. We all just stood  there. I couldn't even think straight. My mind was too busy judging the bald freak. Yoongi looked like he was about to cry (so much for being gang). Jimin gave the bald guy his usual 'white people' stare. The bald guy was looking Jimin up and down, licking his lips. Ok what the fuck. "I think we should leave.." Seokjin whispered.

"Who's making the first move?"

"Not me"

"C'mon Taehyung! You're the most intimidating~"

"Yoongi is tho"

"But I'm short"

"Hey! There's nothing wrong with being short!"

"You only say that because you are short, Jimin"

"Shut up Jungkook. Ugly bitch"

"At least Jungkook isn't getting all the thirsty stares"

"Ok, Fuck you Hoseok. I'm leaving."

Jimin left first. Then we all followed him. The bald guy looked shocked. "👨‍🦲" The guy said. I was the last to leave, but before I did the guy pulled me back. "Give this to the guy with the lips, please" he said and winked. I wanted to pretend I didn't understand what he was saying but the thing is, I did. I just smiled and nodded, "ok".

A piece of white paper huh? Whatever, at least he's not giving it to me....
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To be continued or whateva🙈✨