Undertale/ CountryHuman oneshots

EPIC X CROSS

This one shot shall start at a bar then get married near the same bar they get drunk at.

No one's POV:
Cross was going to a local bar with his best friend Epic. Epic and Cross were the odd types of friends that would only use certain phases towards each other. So as they enter the bar they go up to the bar tender and ask for the strongest whiskey they have and also that they are going to have a drinking contest. The bartender nodded and gets the Ultra hardcore whiskey they need for their contest or whatever.

As cross and epic starts off with one pint glasses and also trying to put down the other in which one will topple over the table. "Don't get to cocky Dude." Cross said. Epic nodded, "back right at you bruh!" Epic said getting slightly tipsy. Cross however was still looking stable. That's because cross had to drink lots of alcohol before whenever his group the bad sanses went out after a successful mission. "You look like your going to topple over first I guess your not all crack up to be in being the craziest person who can fight with memes with ease." Cross said with a cocky voice. (From this point on I'm not yawing bruh or dude. In their sentence. The reason being it's stupid.)

Time skip to after both of them falls over the counter in a tie.

Cross starts to think of his friend as more than just a friend and more as a romantic partner. "Hey epic I got something to tell ya." He said slightly stable even if his vision is blurry. Epic turns to him. "Sure. *hiccups* I really want to hear." He said hiccuping some more cause he's super drunk and he can see his friend slightly clearer but can't talk clearly. "I love you more than a friend but I hope you love me too. Cause your like a friend who understands me and also understands how I truly feel when it comes to my emotions." Cross said happily and also crazy drunk he feels embarrassed for a moment but laughs it off. Thinking epic didn't hear him. But little to cross' know epic hearts him and decided to kiss his drunk friend hoping it will satisfy them both. "I love you too cross." Was what epic said after kissing him.

Cross smiles happily having his emotions filled to the brim with hope. "Cross lets head home and do it together that way it's official and we can get married later this week?" Epic suggest. Cross nodded and hold him close as they get teleported to their bed. That they magic have.

So once they were both sober enough to actually do it it went really well I'll just give you a small portion of what they did. "Oh epic your so nice and hard. I won't mind you go in and out super hard! Please make me pregnant if you can!" Cross said to please Epic. Epic went to do as cross ask of him. Go in and out as hard as he wants and tries to make him pregnant to the best of his ability. "Oh cross your so supper tight that I might make you pregnant first go but I want to keep going until we both pass out!" Is what Epic said to cross.

During this whole ordeal a few neighbors hear this loud sound and assumed that it's just teenagers being angry at some video games for a stupid boss fight or something like that not knowing that they are actually doing it.

Time skip to tomorrow morning after they both pass out of doing the thing.

Epic wakes up feeling a nasty hangover and looking at him. He sees cross looking like he was so wasted and also got fucked last night. "Ugh whatever happened that was best blackout drunk stuff I did with you." Epic said kissing his forehead. Cross stirs in his sleep. "Well whatever we did I feel like I'm going to be sick and also have a splitting headache." He said.

Until next time my fellow readers author Chan out! Also one more thing I'm going to write part twos to a few of my stories soon the next chapter is which ones that you want a part two to start off first and also I'll add one special kink.