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Stripper! Poland x Surpise b-day party! Germany

((This is on Germany's birthday. And his friends decided to hire a stripper to make Germany loosen up from working a lot also Germany has just turned 22))

Germany's Pov:
Germany was coming home early since he had finished his work early and went to meet up at a stripper club where they went for some drinks and we'll try and get germany laid for once since he's never truly fell in love he only had crushes that didn't like him back he just accepted the fact that he will die alone. Once Germany arrives at the place he had to get his ID checked and once they see it's real he enters the building. He went to spot his friends at the center as close as possible to the strippers.

As I start to sit with my friends as I order drinks for myself and friends my friends start talking about how's our jobs and who's dating who and how much a few of them want me to get laid. Again I try my best to say no ones out there for me. But America said there's a stripper who would love to meet me and I told him sure not no funny stuff or he's dead. "Trust me I promise you won't get laid let them just get to known it." America said as he went to cat call a certain stripper. That said stripper walks over to them and shows off a lot of skin to the whole group but mostly to Germany who was blushing like crazy. "Yes America have you brought me that friend of yours who says their lonely as I~?" The stripper purred. America nods and points to Poland. "Poland my dearest get my friend feeling comfortable do your best I'll pay extra if you can get him laid~" America whispers into Poland's ear. Poland nods pulling out a spiked beer and gives Germany it as he waits near by.

Germany takes the spiked beer as he drinks it all down in one shot he starts to feel loosen up a lot as Poland gives him a lap dance unlike any other. "Your body loves attention allow me to give your body everything to feel excitement~" Poland purrs into Germany's ear with ease. She gives him enough love to get his little friend ready for tonight.

Time skip~

Poland was taken toward Germany's home to have fun in the bed~ Germany takes Poland to his private area to have some fun and to make her love him. Poland follows and be ready for a good time there. Once in Germany's bedroom Poland was pushed onto the bed as he takes off his clothing before pinning Poland in bed. Poland gets ready for this Funtime as she gives Germany a kiss and grind on his body. Germany kisses back taking full control of the situation as he went to get her ready for a fun time that one of them might forget~ as Germany went crazy fucking Poland to the point they might past out Poland was able to stay awake just a bit longer than normal as she felt his seed go into him as she releases her juices onto his dick. "Mmm~ such a great time my dear~" Germany said as he soon fainted.

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Germany soon wakes up with a splitting headache. He starts rub his head to try and remember what happened but it's all a huge blur. When he looks over and noticing someone with him he checks it out and relief it's just Poland he meet last night. Poland slowly woke up and gets into a sitting position Carefully due to a lot of pain. "Man who knew you were so rough~ I think I like rough a bit more than normal~" Poland said leaning on him happily. "I will tell you everything but first breakfast~" She purred

After a long breakfast was over the whole entire time Germany was wonder why he didn't remember anything but little did he know he spray got Poland pregnant and with that Germany sorta got married to a stripper in exchange he gets free lap dances whenever he visits Poland~

This is done! I hope you like it @squ_xx