Bee in Dema

Thinking

"What the fre*k is the point of Starbucks if you don't get a farting penguin with your order?"
-Barry Bee Benson 2015🍑💕

One thing you need to know about the Barry Bee Benson, is that it's not easy being so extremely good looking, charming, thick with a 'q' and a downright genius.

The thing about being all these things is that people become jealous very quickly when they realize you have better poop consistency than them. They're a bunch of runny diarrhea weaklings that are jealous of my rock hard butt, and poop. My poop is so hard when I poop it out, my butt rips apart and bleeds, and when I flush the toilet it clogs. And that's the way I like it. Thicc.

My momma, has always been proud of the fact that I can go 19 days without pooping or peeing. It's a skill I've been working on and mastering for years upon years.

Now that you understand the pure utter genius you're dealing with, I need a plan.

I feel a little stressed so I massage my butt flaps with my fingers while farting on my hands for moisture.

That's what I used to do as a substitute for lotion, when I was a poor bee.

How could I get out of this place? It's horrendous here! Like the left corner of 48 year old butthole that was scrubbed with a toothbrush to look more presentable for the new family of cockroaches that wanted to move in.

I could just fly through the jails bars, but I'm Barry Bee Benson. I don't live like a normal bee... What a disgusting idea to even have! Worse than the time I thought about jumping into my toilet and going through the hole thingy to see what was on the other side.

I shudder at the thought

Maybe when one of the jail guards walks by I can threaten to squeeze out my 19 day old poop into his freshly squeezed orange juice.

Suddenly everything went dark.

To be continued...

It's noovs here! After so long of not really updating I'm finally gonna try and do it! Hope you'll enjoy this story. Mwah