1. IInsult: you’re a fail.
Comeback: so was your dad’s condom.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
You should wear a condom on your head because if you're going to act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
Shock me, say something intelligent.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I’m busy now can I ignore you some other time?
Insult you suck
Comeback and you swallow
