Insult: FAIL!
Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.
You asked for my number and I said 1-800 kiss my ass
Last time I heard that I was laughing so hard, I fell off my dinosaur
Insult: You're gay!
You: You wish.
Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.
Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
You're as fake as a three dollar bill!
I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals.
If I'm ugly, we must be twins.
You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.
You talk so much shit, I'm starting to smell it on your breath.
Life is but a game, and let me tell you, you suck at it.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!
You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
You're so low, you have to climb up a ladder to reach the bottom.
Insult: Suck my dick!
Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
His teeth are brighter than he is.
Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.
I have heard snappier comebacks from a bowl of rice crispies!
You might as well were a tampon on your head because if you're gonna act like a pussy you might as well look like one too.
