Insult: You Failed!
Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one.
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that.
Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
Sorry, can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
I've been called worse by better.
