"Lucina," says Marth. "I want you to go do in a fucking hole and never come back." "No, fuck you, Marth," Says Lucina. "You're such a fucking hoe." Marth goes on to the floor because he then realizes he doesn't have his cheese crackers and starts to cry like a fucking huge baby. Bayonetta walked in doing the splits because she has magic powers. "You are both children stop, omg" Dark pit then shoots Motherfricker bayonetta in the back of the head "Oh crap!" Bayonetta screamed" "You aren't bayblade," Said Dark pit. " you deserved to die." Bayonetta screamed "CREEPA, AHHH MAN" Then she when down in the mines. Palutena then walked into the room and started using dark pit as a gun while saying "CREEPER, GO BACK INTO THE MINES." Roy came in with his fan club "What are you nerds doing screaming about Roblox?" Pit was scared after that...and pee peed himself. "I hate you Roy you piece of crap" Pit cried and Kirby ate roy's robux. Marth then ripped his shirt off revealing a 'MANLY' bra and pink underwear. Pit started running up to Marth and jabbed him with a knife screaming "I WILL EAT YOUR toes owo ice cream uwuwuuwuwuwuwuwlick " and then nibbles on Marth's toes saying "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaâaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa they dont taste like zeldaaaaas"
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Marth's Cheesy Cheese Cracker
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