Palutena sits on her chair, waiting for pit to finish his dang job. She then pulls out a spoon Banjo gave to her and then some rotten cheese. She eats the rotten cheese without noticing the blood stain or the glued on eye on the spoon.
Until 1 minute later, Dark Pit comes out of nowhere and goes "go die in a hole" and then shoves Palutena's Spoon down her throat. Palutena then gets up and starts beating the crap out of Dark Pit. Darkpit then snuck an attack making Palutena Swallow her fork, she then got Hives. "Ruh-Roh," Said Palutena "I forgot I'm allergic to spoons!" And then she blew up like tnt
THE END!
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Marth's Cheesy Cheese Cracker
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