Marth's Cheesy Cheese Cracker

Ch1

"Marth," said Lucina. "I lost my AirPods and now I can't afford to stay with you any longer!" "Lucina No!" Said Marth. "Who's gonna buy me cheese crackers now?! : (" Marth started to cry on the floor. "Lucas, you're mom gay." Said Ness while sticking a fork in the toaster. "No you, Ness, you're the gay one!" Said Lucas. "Oh okay," Said Ness while slowly rotting to death. "I must die." "Lucina," Said Marth. "What?" Lucina turned a full 360* including a hairflip to look at Marth "Go buy me some fucking cheese crackers or go die in hole." Said Marth While pointing a gun at Lucina "No thanks." Replied Lucina. Marth pulled out his machine gun and almost pulled the trigger. "Buy me some fucking cheese crackers N O W." Said Marth. "AAAAAAAAAAAAA" Lucina screeched. "I will! I will!" She feared machine guns and ran off to Walmart. "Don't hurt my fuck-doll," Said Palutena. "Or I'm will beat you up." Said palutena holding bayonetta's shoe"AAAA-" Marth screamed in fear while beating Lucina up."What the hell guys." Bayonetta walked in seemingly out of nowhere in a flamingo pose due to her losing one shoe. Haha, ugly shithead." Said Marth while still beating Lucina.Lucina squealed in pain and kicked Marth in the peepee."BEYBLADE! LET EM' RIP!" Said Dark pit while releasing his beyblade into the house."You stole my move." Rob said somehow and slapped Dark Pit."Go fuck yourself, Rob." Said dark pit while ripping his mechanical organs out."Why didn't Pit kill you, you are a disgrace to me edgy son." Palutena sighed at Dark Pits actions."Fuck You, mom." Dark pit said while eating palutena's leg.Palutena then died."Dark pit, you are a baby, you poop your pants every 12 days." Said pit laughing like an adult.Marth finished crying and beating up Lucina.Lucina starts to cry and say "go die in a hole, Marth."Marth quickly stood up. "No you!"Lucina stands up and kicks him in the testicles. "That's my purse!" Lucina yelled, " I don't know you!" Marth practically died and fell to floor.