Ok this isn't really a joke but I wanna tell you this:
Ok so one time I went to the movies and I was walking out of the theater and I had my phone in the same hand as my trash. Well you can kinda tell already what's gonna happen. So I knew that my phone was in that hand with the trash and I'm like thinking in my head, ok don't throw my phone away. And guess what, I threw it away. How stupid am I!? So I was walking away and I asked my mom," Is my phone in your purse, did I give it to you?" and she was like,"No, where is it?" and I answered" I don't know that's why I was asking you." So I remembered that I had it in my hand when I was throwing away my trash. So I went back to the garbage and dug through it, and everybody must have thought I was a fool. But I found it and that's the only thing that matters, right.
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