Don't ask me what's up with the title. I don't want to be boring by saying "The Intro", like last time, so I did this.
I very much regret it.
So I'm back. Yay. Happy summer, whatever I'm supposed to say.
You might be thinking right now, "Why the heck are you so sad, George? It's summer vacation. You should have your board shorts on, your sunglasses on, your day off, and totally wear sunscreen because you burn so easily!"
Joke's on you, I've done all of those things. Except the sunscreen because I'm a #rebel (That sounded a lot better in my head).
Anyway, I'm sad because Paul, my editor/publisher/moral support guy decided that it would be a good idea to continue this series. Because, quote unquote, "I needed something to keep me busy in the summer." Pshhh. I have plenty of hobbies. Like guitar. That. Yeah. And watching endless seasons of Monty Python's Flying Circus. And other... things.
Okay, fine. I needed something to do besides garden all day. Which, don't get me wrong, I love, but I burn easily and spending all day in the sun wearing rubber gardening boots doesn't produce a very... um, displeasing tan- line.
I really need to learn to shut up.
But anyway, glad you're back, and I hope you enjoy the book. Or y'know, just go watch Die Hard instead or something. You really don't want to read this.
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George Harrison's Guide To Surviving Summer
FanfictionI decided to continue the series! I hope you're excited about this as I am, as it's great fun to write. Once again, thank you to @-Sitarday- for designing the cover, they're simply amazing. And thanks to my friend Kylie for inspiring the series. D...
