Don't Wrestle With My Heart

Wrestlemania for my heart

      I get slammed against the corner of the ring. Umaga smiles, he runs from the corner diagonal to mine. He runs towards me at the last minute turning around slamming his butt into my face. For that one split second I smell a wave of Piña Coladas. Although my nose hurts, I like it. Just as Umaga is about to do it again, I hear the pitterpatter of tiny legs run up to the arena. Its Rey Mysterio! He jumps into the ring kicking Umaga onto the ropes next to me for a 619. But Rey's legs were to short and he kicked me in the face. I fly out of the ring. Just as I am thinking I am going to hit the ground a muscular pair of arms wrap around me from behind my back. I whip my head around. Two bright blue orbs are met with my gaze.
"You can't see my love for you," he says with a smile.
"John, we talked about this," I say, "we are over."
Rey Mysterio points at John and gestures for a fight.
"She is mine, John Cena!" Rey said as he looked into my eyes with a smile. John Cena takes one of his armbands off and puts it onto my head. His arms are so big, the band doesn't even fit on my head! I slip the armband over my torso until it reaches my waist. John slides under the bottom rope to fight Rey Mysterio. Umaga is down on the ground, I guess Rey took care of him. ;) just as John and Rey are fighting, someone sneaks up behind me and seductively whispers in my ear, "do you smell what the rock is cooking?" John and Rey stop fighting momentarily to meet the offputting gaze of the Rock, they all proceed to fight. Suddenly a sinister laugh comes from behind me Umaga lifts me up and carried me onto the stage. He threw me onto the stage, the wind got knocked out of me. John, Rey, and the rock stop fighting and look at me. Umaga stood over me making sure none could pass. Suddenly we all hear 3 bells.
         All the lights turn off and with a sudden flash of light Umaga is gone, standing in his place is the Undertaker. The Undertaker looks at me. His eyes roll back and he helps me stand up. As I'm standing up he grabs my neck and slams me to the ground, we share a smiling glance. He knows how to treat a lady. All four of the men throw their fists at eachother. I move off the ring and stand on the edge holding onto the ropes. Rey Mysterio gets thrown off the ring before he hits the ground we make eye contact. I can see him mouth the words " I love you." Although he wasn't the one I love, it made me smile. My head swings back around to John, The rock, and the undertaker. The rock body slams John, I wince as I feel his pain. I try to make eye contact with the rock, I mouth the words "leave him alone, please." Although me and John are no longer together, we have gone through so much together. The undertaker runs his thumb across his neck whilst sticking out his tongue and rolling back his eyes. He points at his eyes and I give his eyes a gentle kiss. He grabs the rock while he was distracted by me. The undertaker choke slams the rock as he did to me. The rock and John are both down, standing on stage alone is The Undertaker I feel as though I am put into a trance-like state, he extends his arm and I walk towards him he signals for me to stop walking once I'm inside the ring. The undertaker pushes his hair back, smoothly and seductively. He smiles at me as he bends over his torso and head sticking towards me. With his full force he runs into me, I let out a sexually charged moan. He stands back upright and rolls his eyes back till they are only whites. Suddenly we are disrupted by a loud guitar solo and "You think you know me." Edge runs in with a mic.
Edge screams, "That's my move and that's my girl!" Edge scoops his hair behind his ears and spears all the way to the stage, he jumps on the stage and points at The Undertaker. The undertaker moves towards Edge, when the undertaker least expected it Edge Speared me. I let out a small moan. Edge knows how to make a girl hurt inside and out. I notice a few quiet steps behind me, Rey Mysterio is moving me off the stage and to safety. The undertaker and Edge are too busy to notice. Rey gives me a smile and runs back on stage to fight. The undertaker gives Rey one punch and Rey is down again. The Undertaker throws Edge to the ground with an immense force. Edge looks at me, he gives me a half-smile before The Undertaker kicks his face until he passes out. The Undertaker walks back over to me. He  kisses me gently. He stands on one knee and says "Will you honor me by becoming Mrs. Undertaker?" I stop all movements. I look around at the arena filled with my past lovers. John Cena, the kind man who taught me what love was. Rey Mysterio the man who taught me how to love. The Rock the man who taught me how to make love. Umaga, the man who taught me my love for BDSM. And finally I look at the Undertaker. He was the man who taught me how a man should treat a woman. I gently bite my bottom lip and ponder the idea of marriage. I think to myself "what would our future be together?" I glance down at the Undertaker, he says, "So?" I scratch my head, "I know you say you want this, but I want to be certain first." The undertaker glares at me and all the lights turn on and off. Everyone is gone, I'm on the stage alone. I stand there for a few thinking about what I had done.
"Undertaker, please come back. I am sorry if I made you hurt." Once again I hear 3 loud bells. There is a flash of darkness. With the lights turning back on the Undertaker appears behind me. He grabs me and tosses me into a grave that wasn't in the arena before. I feel as though time moves slowly as I fall into the grave, I extend my arm towards him and he doesn't grab my arm. As I fall the world goes dark, I am in a new world. Beneath me is a chapel. He is standing at the Altar. I land and I'm suddenly wearing a long white dress. I walk down the aisle. As I move towards him in a trance  I make a sudden stop next to him. He grabs my arm and makes me stand next to him. He releases my arm as we hear vows. Suddenly I feel a sharp pain in my side. I look at my side to see a knife, attached to the knife, the hand of the man I love. My white dress slowly turns into a deep red. Suddenly I feel strong arms behind me and hear a triumphant tune. I look over my shoulder. Its John, John Cena. He throws me over his shoulder. John carries me up back into the arena, following close behind is the Undertaker menacingly walking towards us. The undertaker extends his arm towards me when we reach a stop. I grab his hand. He pulls on my arm. I slip off John's shoulder. The undertaker punches me in the face until everything goes black. Moments later I open my eyes, I feel pain covering my body. Standing over me is the undertaker with his eyes rolled back, his tongue out, and his thumb gently caressing his neck. He grabs me by the neck and slams me to the ground. I smile at him "I would love to marry you, Undertaker."