Professor Chaos One-Liners
" Wait till they get a taste of me! Mwahaha! "
" Um, prisoners are suppose to be quiet or screaming in terror... "
" Shocking, isn't it? Get it? Shocking? "
" I'm real evil, you'll see! "
" I'm a professor, gosh darn it! "
" No one will hear you scream! "
" Okay, so, just pretend I'm scary? "
" Okay, you guys gotta let me outta this cell...my parents will get real mad if I'm not home... "
" Chaos waits for nobody! "
" Oh, shoot...I don't want to hurt ya... "
" Wait, I have to have time to explain my evil scheme! "