Them As Things I Have Said

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Alex-
I need to calm my inner hoe self down like damn

Aaron-
I really wanna snap his neck but our exam is coming up aNd GrAdeS aRe iMpoRtAnT

John-
We love a good and thick dick

Lafayette-
Au revoir. That's what my tank top says. Au revoir, with a picture of the eiffel tower. I'd rather it say au revoir bitch, but we can't have everything we want in life now can we

Hercules-
Them fuckers can't touch my style. Stupid motherfuckers

Thomas-
Same fucking difference you kettle chip boiled in oil lookin piece of mold from off my sandwich

James-
Sickness is a b i t c h. Fuckin sore throat makin me sound like even more of a demon than I already do. Like hi I've arrived from the pits of hell how's your day going because mine is going HORRIBLE

George W.-
I will stabby stab stab him for hurting my babies. No one hurts my babies and gets away with it.

King George-
I HAVE DEDICATED PRECIOUS TIME OF MY LIFE TO READ YOUR GARBAGE AND DEAL WITH THE USELESS A/NS AND YOU REPAY ME BY DISCONTINUING BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE HATE?!?!I AM DISGUSTED, I AM REVOLTED

Philip-
Trust me I won't. And if I do get caught, I will become the queen of prison. All will be good.

Charles-
He can't handle the dildos. The dildos are too much for him. Him and his non-existent dick.

I say really weird things. And the new cover is in progress. And by in progress I mean I haven't started, but I've thought about starting it soon. It's currently 1:45 am where I live and I don't feel tired in the slightest. Woo- fucking- hoo. Back to pointlessly scrolling through the internet. Bye y'all.

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