ETHEREAL ➻SANTANA LOPEZ(1)

VITAMIN D

"five six seven eight. step, turn, out, in, ball change, step ball change, you, you, you, you. and ba-ba-ba. turn... come one guys you're sleep walking on me here" mr schue announced as he led the choreography. "give me some energy. we've got sectionals in two.."

mercedes then cut him off "please sectionals is going to be a breeze"

"easy squeezy lemon breezy" heaven announced with a smile on her face

"heav babe it's easy breezy lemon squeezy" mike corrected her with a slight smile on her face. she just nodded back enthusiastically "right right"

mr schue then let out a big breath saying "maybe so, but if we coast through sectionals we are gonna get killed at regionals, we have got to be in our game"

kurt then started laughing causing everyone to look at him. his smile dropped and he said "sorry funny youtube, it's the grape stomping one"

mr schue looked at kurt confused as the bell rang.

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"competition." mr schue told the group turning to the board with several pictures of many things on it "everyone one of these people or elements was a champion in their own right, but they used competing with each other to make themselves even better"

"i don't understand how lighting is in a competition with an above ground swimming pool" kurt stayed sounding confused

"duh because lighting is more likely to strike water, and an above ground swimming pool is higher up making lighting even more attracted to it, it's basic knowledge" heaven stated getting many confused and shock glances that she said something that made sense.

"yeah what she said. you guys have become  complacent. you were great at the invitational, but you got to up your game if you want to get through sectionals. okay split up, boys on the left side, girls on the right, lets go come on" mr schue announced.

the kids listened and did as they were told. mike blew a kiss to heaven on the other side in which she pretended to catch it. they both laughed as santana looked on, disgusted.

"all right" mr schue said as kurt began making his way over to the girls side "uh kurt"

kurt stopped and looked at mr schue who motioned to the boys with his head. kurt than hesitantly made his way back over to the boys.

mr schue then waited before enthusiastically saying "here's the deal, two teams- boys versus girls, one week from today you will each perform a mash-up of your choice"

"what's a mash-up?" puck then asked

mr schue paused before saying "a mash-up is when you take two songs and mash them together to make an even richer explosion of musical expression. boys will perform on tuesday, girls the next day. i want you guys to go all out okay? costumes, choreography. whoever wins this competition gets to chose the number we do for sectionals"

"wait" rachel stopped him "who's going to be the judge? your gender makes you biased"

"ahh" mr schue said like he got an idea "there is going to be a celebrity judge"

"w-who?" tina asked

"mr schue what celebrities do you know?" heaven asked genuinely interested