Assassin's Creed x reader one shots

School pt 1

Modern AU where the assassin's are teachers this will not have a reader but it is little ideas I had.

Teacher key

Malik... history

Altaïr... track and crosscountry coach

Aguilar... Spanish

Evie... English

Jacob... Gym

Ezio... Music/band

Leo... Art

Arno... French

Adewale... geography

Thatch... Janitor

Desmond... S. T. E. A. M

Shaun... Soccer coach

Connor... Football coach

Edward... Math and swimming coach

Haytham... Principal

Jack the ripper... Wood Shop

Lee... Vice principal

Kidd... Life skills

Bonney... Lunch lady

Shay (ever tho I hate him)... Ethics

Kadar... Office assistant

Now onward to ass sass and sin school.

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For lunch break Mr. Al-Sayf goes to the office to talk to Kadar the office assistant, most students don't there brothers. So when a student walks past the office they hear.

"Altaïr go away and leave us alone." Malik ordered. The student sees Mr. Ibn-la'ahad walk out of the office but not before flipping someone off.

"Brother why are you so mean to Altaïr?" Kadar asks.

"If he didn't barge into the wood shop room I would still have my left arm!" Malik exclaimed holding up his mechanical arm.

:?

The gay art teacher Leonardo or Leo as he lets his students call him and Mr. E or Ezio the band teacher sometimes have conjoined classes because there rooms being in the same hall. Most of the time they would just let the students talk and do really anything while they both talk in italian. Till today

"Okay classes where doing something to get back at that french stronzo (fuck) for a saying a baguettes is better then spaghetti." Ezio announced (I may not be french but baguettes are better than spaghetti and I'm mostly Italian)

"Ezio no swearing, even if it's in our language!" Leonardo exclaimed.

"Okay what ever but my class learn the italian anthem and art class make a giant Italian flag with so much glitter that'll blind and blind man." Ezio ordered.

By the next week outside of the French class window you could see the band and the art class playing the national anthem for Italy.

"FUCK YOU FRENCH FRY!!!" Ezio yells at Arno.

"Ezio please stop." Leonardo said calmly

"Thank you Leo, stop being immature brat Ezio." Arno said out his window.

:D

Altaïr fear of water makes him a perfect victim to Edward.

"COME ON ALTY GIVE ME A HUG!" The kids that stayed after school for sports could here Edward yell down the hall after Altaïr.

"Nope. Nope. Nope. STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU WET DOLPHIN!" Altaïr screams like he's being murdered, "MALIK HELP PLEASE!"

"Edward go dry your self. Your just making a mess that I gotta clean!" Thatch yells down the hall.

:3

Math... Is more of a living hell when Edward is the teacher.

"So there is a frigate with 46 cannons then there is a brig name the Jackdaw with 40 cannons who would with." Edward asked a kid raised his hand, "yes lad?"

"The brig would win because it has more cannons." The kid says.

"WRONG! The Jackdaw would win because I   am driving." Edward corrected the kid.

:7

Gym one of the most funny classes.

"Today kids where doing rope climbing. So when you get to the top you jump into this pillow pile that I have put." Jacob explained. The gym doors then bursts open to the and only Edward Kenway, for him just to run to the rope and start climbing.

"What you doin' Kenway." Jacob asks Edward just keep climbing to the top than swan dice into the pile of pillows.

"Beat that Frye!" Edward yelled running to the door.

"Fuck you Kenway." Jacob yelled back.

"JACOB LANGUAGE THERE ARE KIDS RIGHT HERE!" The eldest Frye yelled passing by.

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And that is just some ideas... There will be a part two.

~au revoir~

Next is Connor

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