How I Met Your Mother (one shots)

5: Bachelorette (Barney Stinson)

You're the exact replica of Barney Stinson, no wonder why Barney was head over heels for you.

"So who's gonna plan my Bachelorette party huh? huh?" you excitedly ask while sitting down at the booth. "Well, we decided that Lily and I will plan your party." Your smile dropped down and you laughed.

"Girls, girls, please do know that I am not the kind of woman with boring tea cups for my Bachelorette party." You commented.

Just like Barney, you too have the same urge to wear formal attires even on casual events, like how you're wearing a tight spaghetti strap dress everyday.

"We have two Barneys." Ted said as he chugged down his beer. "Girl's Bachelorette party does not consist of a male stripper, right Lily?" Marshall asked and Lily giggled.

"Oh honey, that's not a Bachelorette without a male stripper!"

"Just a male stripper? please, I want action! or else this Bachelorette party will be Or— why wait for it— dinary, it's ordinary."

"Oh I am so proud my future wife is learning my slangs." Barney said as he escorted you out the pub. "But make it great okay!" You shouted out.

While you and Barney were gone, the rest of the gang sat there in silence, thinking of the best idea "Kinda hard to do a Bachelorette party for someone who have experienced a sky dive, jet ski and even snorkeling." Ted said.

"She's an adventurous one." Marshall sighed.

"She doesn't even think of any danger! that's dangerous." Lily added.

"Aha! let's give (Y/n) here a twisted Bachelorette party." Robin excitedly said.

•

"So where are we going?" You asked.

Today is the day for your Bachelorette party, Lily and Robin went to Barney's apartment to pick you up.

"First we're gonna go get some drinks, go have fun and get drunk." Robin said while her eyes are strictly on the road.

"This is gonna be your greatest night!" Lily hugged you and you smiled.

The night started off at the bar, you took a couple of shots getting tipsy and all but Robin and Lily here are so drunk, they're the ones who danced on the pole.

"Come on now, this is just worst." You said at your drunk friends who happen to be yelling 'Barney put a baby on her belly!'

Minutes have passed, Robin was a sober. "Where to next?" You asked and Lily started puking. "Remember the Empire state building?"

"Yeah?" you asked smiling.

"Remember the time you said you want to parachute on top off the building?" Lily asked.

"Yeaaahhh?" Your smile getting bigger.

"Well let's go!"

•

You reached the top of the empire state, it is very illegal here in New York to enter without a ticket.

"Are you sure this is alright? we don't have a ticket—" Robin shushed you. "Of course it is!"

"I haven't seen Adam Sandler yet, I thought you are gonna—"

"Freeze! NYPD." Your heart froze as soon as you heard those words, the three of you turned around to see a policeman aiming his gun at you.

"S-Sir we're very sorry—" Lily said while stuttering.

"Let's run!!" Robin said as she grabbed you and Lily's wrist and sprint to the other direction. The police shot his fire and you are panicking "This isn't the Bachelorette Party I wanted!"

The three of you hid but then winds are directing towards the three of you, Indicating that the policeman had sent a helicopter.

"You're gonna pay for this!" You shouted "What?" Robin asked.

"I said you're gonna pay for this!"

"You wanna know how I did this?" Lily asked and you face palmed.

"Surrender now or else—" the man in the helicopter said and you wondered why the voice was very familiar.

You went out of the hiding spot to surrender but then the policeman saw you.

"(Y/n)!" Robin said.

The policeman shot and Robin went for it. Your eyes widened as you saw the pool of blood. "No no Robin, p-please." Lily comforted you.

"I'm sorry—" Robin started "If this is not the Bachelorette Party you've been dreaming." and with her last breath, she looked at you and closed her eyes.

You been crying out loud and noticed the different texture of the blood "This is—"

"S U R P R I S E !"

The lights of the Empire state lit up and you saw Lily laughed, seconds after, Robin opened her eyes and she hugged you "Not so much for a woman who's into action huh?"

The three of you stood up and the man in the helicopter revealed to be Ted and Barney

"Here's your Adam Sandler!" Ted said and a man in a hawaii shirt came out, you frowned.

"That's not Adam Sandler! That's just Marshall with a printed Adam mask attached to his face!" You furiously said and the 'policeman' who shot Robin laughed out loud.

"Ah kid, I have a Adam Sandler fan here." the policeman took of his hat and his mustache and you ran over to him "Adam Sandler!" you hugged the actor.

"Invite me to the wedding huh." You nodded and laughed.

"So did you like your Bachelorette party?" Lily asked you "It's the best." You teared up and the gang smiled "Oh but that doesn't end here, we're gonna see the whole New York so hop on!" Robin said as the ladder of the helicopter descended.

And it is the best— wait for it— est, bestest night of your life.