ShavingMyPiano: @Nishishit HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Kokichi's: KOKICHI HAPPY BIRTHDAY
PeelHim: Hap Birth Bro
Bondage101: Happy birthday
BuffBugBoi: Happy birthday!
SPACEJAM: Happy birthday I guess
Sp00kyGurl: ^^
iko: happy birthday fellow shortie
Ten: Congrats on living an extra year, now you're one year closer to death
Vessel: I'll ask Atua to bless you for today!
Midget: Happy birthday. Hope you can find more ways to appreciate life.
Fxck_Me_69: Happy birthday you little shit!
Toaster: Happy birthday!
Smoothie: Happy Birthday, and I'm still super sorry about my prank!
Nishishit: It's chill. Thanks yall.
DoneWithUs: Happy birthday Ouma.
DoneWithUs: I've been meaning to tell you all, but the school is hosting a Parents Day today, and they've already contacted yours, so most of your parents are coming.
Kokichi's: Haha, I hope not
Iko: Oof
Kokichi's: It's fine, I'll bring my uncle
PeelHim: Lucky it's Parents Day and not Family day
ShavingMyPiano: Somewhere in an alternative universe, Rantaro's sisters are taking over the school
Bondage101: Whose to say that isn't this universe?
ShavingMyPiano: D:
Midget: I don't have parents
Midget: Wtf do I do
SPACEJAM: Bro, just bring your thousands of cats
Midget: I'm not a furry
SPACEJAM: ,,,,what
Sp00kyGurl: Lowkey terrified
Vessel: Aren't we all?
Toaster: @Fxck_Me_69 Do you want to meet my creator
Fxck_Me_69: FUCK YEAH MIGHT AS WELL ASK HIM HOW TO FUCK YA
Toaster: nO??
Sp00kyGurl: Disgusting
SPACEJAM: Makiroll, you get to meet my grandparents!
Sp00kyGurl: ,,,I hope they're not as dumb as you
Nishishit: That's pretty hard to match Maki!
SPACEJAM: BITCH!
Kokichi's: PLEASE DON'T FIGHT MY BF
Ten: Why are all the degenerates like this?
BuffBugBoi: Gonta excited to meet classmates parents!
Smoothie: Awww, Gonta!! You're too pure for us
Best Couple 20XX!
Shu <3: Kokichi?
Kichi <3: What's up Shumai?
Shu <3: You know exactly what I'm asking you about
Kichi <3: So I don't actually have parents...whatever
Shu <3: You think you can bring DICE?
Kichi <3: Nope, I don't think the school will let them in
Shu <3: That's sucky
Kichi <3: Hah, Succi
Shu <3: Don't
Kichi <3: :P
hell
PeelHim: Yo, Kokichi, where were your parents
Nishishit: I don't want to talk about it
DoneWithUs:
DoneWithUs: do you have any?
Nishishit: Why do you think I call you mom all the time
DoneWithUs: Ouma,,
PeelHim: Yo Kokichi come over to my house
Nishishit: Why
PeelHim: Just do it I got passes for us both
Nishishit: ,,,Alright???
Ten: The chat is dead
Iko: Wtf happened it's been like 3 hours
Kokichi's: You better not have killed each other in swear to God
Nishishit: New_Fam.jpg
Kokichi's: Holy shit
Nishishit: GUESS WHO JUST GOT 13 SIBLINGS AND 2 PARENTS
PeelHim: Jeez, I wonder
Kokichi's: Rantaro are we future brothers in law now
PeelHim: Guess so
Nishishit: I HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER
ShavingMyPiano: WAIT NOW KOKICHI'S AN OLDER BROTHER HOLY SHIT
Nishishit: Best birthday of my liFE!
Nishishit: @Bondage101 I'M ALLOWED TO SHOVEL TALK YOU NOW
Bondage101: Oh no
ShavingMyPiano: All of this is pure,,, wholesome,,,
Nishishit: :D
Happy Birthday Kokichi!
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