Another Ndrv3 Chatfic

SHUT UP HEATHER

Magic~!: Tenko and I are getting Slushies anyone want some?

ahogay: What have you done

SupremeLeaderOfSaihara'sAss: FREEZE YOUR BRAINNNNNN

SupremeLeaderOfSaihara'sAss: SUCC ON DAT STRAW GET LOST IN THE PAIN

SupremeLeaderOfSaihara'sAss: HAPPINESS COMES WHEN EVERYTHING NUMBS

SupremeLeaderOfSaihara'sAss: WHO NEEDS COCAINEEEEEEE

ahogay: kichi plz

cOSplAY changed 3 names

Tsunami: SAIOUMA CHECK YOUR NAMES

Veronica: ?

JD: Niceeeeeee

Veronica: Why

JD: Dead girl walking scene Shu ;)

Veronica: STOP

Bing bong piano: Get me a Slushie :D

Lesbian Akido: Ouma, you don't deserve to live

SacrificeForAtua!: WHY NOT KILL YOURSELF

SacrificeForAtua!: HERE HAVE A SEDATIVE

JD: If I wasn't gay, I'd marry you

Veronica: :( don't say that

JD: They made you cryyyyyyy

JD: But that will end tonight

JD: You are the only thing that's right

JD: About this broken worlddddd

JD: Open up, I'm here for our date

Veronica: No.

JD: SHU, OPEN THE OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE SHU, OPEN THE DOOR

JD: CAN WE NOT CAN WE NOT FIGHT ANYMORE PLEASE

JD: CAN WE NOT FIGHT ANYMORE

Veronica:

Buzz Lightyear: I just witnessed Ouma singing in front of Saihara's door

Buzz Lightyear: Saihara just walked out and kissed him

Buzz Lightyear: Ouma's just standing there in shock

Buzz Lightyear: this is a historical moment omg

Buzz Lightyear: Saihara just dragged Ouma out

Pervert ( But not worse than Teruteru): WHAT'S UP VIRGINS

JD: Wait

JD changed Pervert ( But not worse than Teruteru)'s name to Chandler

Chandler: ?

JD: HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF HEATHERS?

Chandler: Fuck no

JD: Le gasp

That'sRobophobic!: What is Heathers?

JD: Double gasp

JD: Hey Shu you think we can put on a performance of Dead Girl Walking for them ;)

Veronica: You know what, sure

JD: Was not expecting that to work but Ok!

Veronica: But after our date, we're almost at the front of the line

JD: K <3

Poisoned Crossbow: But that wouldn't tell them who the Heathers are

JD: Fuck your right

Poisoned Crossbow: perform both DGW and Candy Store

JD: perfect

Tsunami: OO OO CAN I BE HEATHER DUKE???? I CAN ALSO MAKE THE COSTUMES WHILE YOU'RE OUT

JD: YES

Kirumommy: I can be Heather C.

JD: SEE EVEN MOM KNOWS WHAT HEATHERS IS YOU UNCULTURED ABOMINATIONS

Veronica: But mom's too nice to be HC

Kirumommy: It's only a song and dance. I'm not actually gonna play her.

Veronica: But who's gonna play HM and Martha?

SacrificeForAtua!: Atua says I should be HM!

Bing Bing Piano: I'll be Martha! I love playing and singing Kindergarden Boyfriend at recitals and watching everyone cry!

Veronica: K

Veronica: Kaede, what was that last part?

Bing bong piano: Nothing! ^u^

Tsunami: ALRIGHT, SAIOUMA YOU TWO GO ON YOUR DATE. OUMA ALREADY PMED ME UR MEASUREMENTS. EVERYONE ELSE, GET OVER TO MY LAB. I NEED YOUR MEASUREMENTS.

That'sRobophobic!: Miu I'm scared

JD: You should be.

Continued on my Danganronpa oneshot book

This was originally a request by @MunkiSmol to put a Heathers reference in the story but then turned into self indulgence