most Christians i suppose think of God as an old man with a long beard and a halo, but they couldn't be more wrong. god is a woman, and one hell of a woman at that. she is tall, so very tall, locks of black hair reach her ankles. Bright white wings sprout from her upper back and long, pale pink horns protrude from her forehead, set against her chocolate brown skin. she has a sharp tounge although she is truly caring.
oh, and she so happens to be a lesbian. her lover? none other than satan herself. now satan gets a bad rep, she truly is kind, and beautiful, but her soul isnt innocent although it is pure, filled with love and unrivalled energy. her eyes listen purple and her skin is pale. she is, well she's rather short, she's, like 5'4? God is in the habit of making fun of her for it, but tis cute. Satan had short blonde hair, but she changes it a lot. She has Dragon wings of pure, deep purple and a tail with a tip so sharp it could cut titanium. She is a kind, nurturing woman, couldn't hurt a fly!
the problem with these lovers dynamic is the fact that satan, well satan P A R T I E S like she goes hard. now god does as well, but not like Satan. hell was pretty fun in that way, but it stank of clove cigarettes and weed, while heaven smelled like white wine. purgatory of tea. purgatory fucking sucks.
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a story of heaven and hell
Narrativa generaleheaven isn't so great, but purgatory is worse, he'll is where the fun is, but any for the ones who heaven thought went too hard.
