Blake the bloke wants to get some humans to die to get humans to live. He goes to mermaid fort to kill mermaids with his copyright infringement RVB armor enhancements (Look it up), and stabs a mermaid with his copyright infringement halo plasma blade, but a knife. He gets splashed a bit after running into wall and goes to the top of the tower to commit suicide JK he has wings and thus this and that because every transition in this goddamn story is thus (Fucking Shakespeare wannabees). Meanwhile, some pedo is molesti-I MEAN drinking the blood of some mermaid girl and wait shit he 173'd her but wanted to molest her I guess I was right. He eats her (Get the fuck out mush) and then makes her a deer or something and leaves. Apperently this is a tf2 crossover because the guy is the grey man like Grey Mann and prolly has a robot army. The mermaids are now having a panic attack and want to catch him again.
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Unwonders of technooligy
Romancefuccin lazy asss bitch fuccin oof. Greg gave me the chapters and I was tired and bored so here's the most braindead version of anything ever. Have fun with this dumbshit extravaganza of some other novel novel much better than this.
