Basic bitch lamp lover was trying to get her leg fixed after HOLY SHIT BIG MAN clapped her hard. She fell and hurt herself more right next to Blake the Bloke's house. Blake came out and was like "DAFUQ u doin u ok?". Lamp was like "Ouch HOLY SHIT BIG MAN is" but then she ptsd'd. Blake the Bloke was like "aight bintch I'll help you despite the fact he had murdered people just like her and has no reason to have it different in this case. He gave her the met-I MEAN HEAL SPLOOG and putting her in a going to be copyright infringement healing tank like gotdamn Goku. Meanwhile animu pretty boy was getting taken by MEGA lamp lover but he didn't care. He started acting like a cool animu pretty boy and that made her mad. Suddenly his power goes over 9000 and MEGA lamp lover is very scared. MEGA lamp lover ran hella speedy and animu was smug and animu.Meanwhile humans are cows and are talking about animu in a very stupid fashion. Meanwhile a big thing bitch was like "woah that's an over 9000 I feel?" She saw HOLY SHIT BIG MAN and was like "He stronk imma tell my bosses" There was also a dude who looked like a snake or somefin and big bitch went to see what he would do. She talked to him and said "New phone who dis?" He was like "My name isn't pronouncable so just call me snek. U want peace right" and she was like "Yee" . They said stuff and large person was like "These to muet suspicious"
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Unwonders of technooligy
Romancefuccin lazy asss bitch fuccin oof. Greg gave me the chapters and I was tired and bored so here's the most braindead version of anything ever. Have fun with this dumbshit extravaganza of some other novel novel much better than this.
