"Well, here it is!! What do you think, angel?" the demon says with childlike enthusiasm, dropping their bags to show off his new black kimono in front of their hotel.
Aziraphale blushes, noting how adorable the demon lookings in his new outfit, "well... um-"
"HOLY SHIT, Aziraphale guess what!! This hotel is special, the locals call it a "love hotel," because of how much they love them!!" Crowley exclaims proudly, hands on his hips.
Somehow, Aziraphale gets the nagging feeling that is not the reason behind the outlandish title...
"After you," the demon whispers seductively as he opens one of the two glass doors to the enterence. As soon as Aziraphale enters, he is greeted with thick walls and not a soul in sight. In fact, the only trace of any remote clue to as how to check into the hotel is a machine resembling an ATM asking for a credit card.
After going through the options presented on the screen, Crowley had chosen a room titled, "Princess Play." How exciting, perhaps a royal suite?
When they were finally confronted with the door of their room, the angel got a sinking feeling in his stomach about what he was about to see, noting how he had yet to see a singke human face on the way there...
"What the actual fuck...?" Oh boy, what the angel saw did NOT disappoint. Im the middle of the room was a hot pink king sized bed with silk curtains hanging down from either side, mimicking a certain "princessy" look. On either side of the bed were two nightstands, on the right a basket full of different flavored condoms, and on the left, an aray of different sized dildos and vibrators... Ohoho, but no... What really tops it all off, is the slutty cinderella outfit on the bed, waiting to be put on...
Crowley just starred blankly, mouth agape. Aziraphale looked at the demon, then the bed, then the demon again about ten times before the demon, still staring at the scene, snapped his fingers and the two were sitting on the bed, now staring at eachother through blushing faces.
"W-wha-what are yo-" but before Aziraphale could even formulate the rest of his sentence, Crowley snapped his fingers again, and something truly, truly unexpected happened.
"HAHAHAHAHA OH FOR FUCKS SAKE THIS IS BETTER THEN I EXPECTED," Crowley said through intense laughter and the occasional wheeze. The angel looked down... the demon had miracled the dress onto him...
While Crowley had been in the middle of his laughing fit, the angel made his move and pinned the demon down, both playfully and demanding. "Get this off me, Crowley, or so help me I'll-"
"You'll what, exactly?" the demon said in a sexy, hushed voice. Soon enough aziraphale had took notice of how has was... positioned on top of the demons body, hands still pinning his wrists down above his head.
Aziraphale leaned in slowly, killing of the remaining inches of space between their faces one by one, causing the demon to close his eyes and ready his lips...
Then Aziraphale remembered... "If you ever kiss his lips you will fall just as he did," the angel thought, remembering the Lords words. He sighed and kissed his forehead instead, before curlling up on the demons chest and falling asleep in the room that looked as if it came straight out of 50 Shades of Gray without another word.
When we woke up we decided it would be a good idea to go shopping. Hand in hand, we had been walking im the nearest city for a whole 5 minutes when Crowley suddenly gasped, ran inside a store, and came out with a huge smile and a small box labelled "Pocky."
"Um... Crowley, whats that?" the angel spoke, hesitently.
The demon opens the box and takes out a long, thin, chocolate covered biscuit.
"Well... you see, angel... There is a certaim game the locals play here with these..." the demon said, closing the distance between them, inch by inch.
"Oh really? Well then, how about we give it a shot?" the angel said in a flirty tone, however unaware of the type of game the candy is involved.
"Open wide," the demon says seductively.
The angel went to say something but the moment his lips parted the demon shoved one of the pockey sticks between his teeth, doing the same foe himself on the other end. Then, as if they were the japanese Lady and the Tramp, they began to close the distance between them.
However, before their lips could touch, the angel bit down on his end of the candy and pulled away from the others face, leaving Crowley confused and a bit hurt.
I am truly sorry, Crowley... but I can't fall just yet, because when I do, and I will, you will blame yourself for it... the angel thought silently to himself before giving the demon Crowley a warm smile and pulling him into a tight embrace that seemed to go on forever.
Their chests parted, fingers intertwined, and they contiued their journey, together with nothing but love in their hearts.
"So... when we get back to the hotel, we break into one of the condoms?"
"WHAT?!?!"
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The Ineffiable Pair
FanfictionIts been two years since the angel Aziraphale and demon Crowley had saved the planet Earth from certain unimaginable doom. However, times are changing for these two unlikely friends, for Aziraphale has been sent on a three year mission...
