I was spending my day with my mommy and her best friend (Jays mom) Mrs.Linda they was smoking that stank ass Reggie weed
How do I give a baby a eviction notice ?
How do I give a baby a eviction notice ?
And they say Google have the answer for everything , my mom and Mrs.Linda was high as a giraffe pussy so they just laughed at me , girl you just 1 day over due , yeah ik but I'm ready for her now plus I want my body back her time has expired I'm like 600 pounds can't fit any of my stuff but this night gown and damn socks ! I'm never doing this again they where hard down laughing at me y'all think everything funny well guess what ? It's not they laughed more , I just can't with y'all can somebody stop laughing and help me up I feel like Im pissing on myself , there laughter stopped
Mommy : girl you what ?
Mrs.Linda : come on let's help you up !
I stood up and the piss just came out then a sharp ass pain in my stomach that almost knocked me down
Mrs.Linda : bitch you ain't never tell this girl what it was gonna be like when she went into labor ?
Mommy : umm no , wdf I gotta tell her some shit she gonna find out regardless
They laughed so hard I was getting sick of they shit ! We gotta get you to the hospital , well can somebody get me a Tylenol please my back hurt a
Mrs.Linda : Tylenol ? Get the fuckin gun lol you gonna need more then a Tylenol in a few more hours she looked at my mama & they both was hard down laughing they laughed all the way to the fuckin hospital
Me : (crying) it hurt so bad omg im never getting pregnant again this hurt so bad
Mrs.Linda : girl you bout to go to the hospital & get the best of drugs girl that epidural aint no hoe girl you bout to be feeling so good
Mom : just breath baby
Me : (crying) mommy it hurts so bad please drive faster
Mrs.Linda : you wasnt crying when u was getting that dick huh
Mom : linda bitch u is petty 😂 just be serious for 5 min bitch please
Mrs.linda : you rite im sorry (she says while looking over the front seat to the back) aww hell they got pussy juice and baby water all on my back seat one of y'all gonna clean that
Mommy : it's not my pussy are baby water I ain't touching it
Mrs.Linda : bitch that's yo child
Mommy : bitch that's yo God child
They laughed going back and forth , so nobody gonna call Midnight ? Oh yeah huh my mama said , let me call him mrs.linda said dial that number Bernie marking a seen from waiting to exhale , somebody please call Jay I said then I made it a point after my epidural to tell them they can't come anywhere with me anymore
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Mrs.Linda : Jay I'm bout to come get you Money ass bout to have the baby
Jay : can I come in the morning ? I'm tired this baby still giving me a hard time
Mrs.Linda : are you sure ? Are you ok ? Do you need anything ?
Jay : yeah ma fuck why you keep asking me all them fuckin questions I said I'mma come tomorrow fuck (click)
Mrs.Linda : yup thats why that nigga left aint nobody got time for this shit aMom: midnight ! Get yo ass to this hospital
Midnight : is everything ok ?
Mom : no nigga shit ain't ok she in labor you been fuckin up if you know like ik you better get yo ugly ass up here
Midnight : ok , I'm on my way text me the room info I'm putting on my shoes nowJay : here we go huh
Midnight : yup here we go
Jay : you really bout to get out my bed to go be with that hoe ?
Midnight : she's having my daughter that's my princess I can't and I won't miss it
Jay : you really don't give a fuck about me
Midnight : didn't I tell you that for her shower ?
Jay : I hate you
Midnight : finally nah all you gotta do is stop hitting me up for some dick ooh and I don't have 40$ this time I gotta go to the hospital with a gift I got 10$ for you tho
Jay : gtf out !
Midnight : bitch u say that like I wasn't leaving anyways , I'll see you tomorrow at the hospital lil 10$ hoe (he laughed)
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He made it up here just in time , I didn't feel like fussing so I didn't ask any questions it was finally time for me to deliver as soon as I'm getting ready to push in walks Jay she seemed off but I didn't question it I was just glad all the people I loved and trusted was there to share this important moment with me with 10 good pushes she came
Tiffany Chanel Williams
6lbs , 18 inches
Brown skin with a head full of hair listing to my mom saying how she smell like honey and she have my dimples my mom gave Tiffany to her dad and we took our first family pics everything was nice Jay left with out saying a word I didn't pay her to much attention ik her delivery was coming up and seeing me midnight and the baby probably made her feel some kinda way just knowing she didn't have that I instantly felt bad for her but i was tired after they said everything was fine with Tiffany I went my ass to sleep it was much needed
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