I woke up, like usual, with my alarm set at 7:00 AM.
I hopped out of bed and got ready for the day, like usual, starting at 7:05 AM.
I got my usual breakfast, Cocoa Puffs and chocolate milk, like usual, at 7:35 AM.
I got my backpack and keys, like usual, and left my apartment at 7:55 AM.
I drove to work and got there, like usual, before 8:30 AM.
I took my lunch break at the cereal bar and got Cocoa Puffs, like usual, at 1:15 PM.
I got home from work, like usual, at 7:05 PM.
I made a dinner of Cocoa Puffs, like usual, at 7:15 PM.
I went on my laptop, like usual, starting at 7:40 PM.
I showered and got ready for bed, like usual, at 9:00 PM.
I went to sleep, like usual, at 10:00 PM.
I woke up, unlike usual, at 3:01 AM.
There was a crash in the kitchen. I went to investigate with the Cocoa Puffs baseball bat that I keep next to my bed. I walked into the kitchen, slowly and came across a terrifying sight.
There was a man, no, not a man, an animal? An oversized bird? No, not just a bird, the bird. Sonny the Cocoa Puffs bird. And he was staring right at me.
