avengers preferences And Imagines

dirty and clean pick up lines

We know where is is headed. Some pick up lines maybe R rated?

Tony stark
Dirty:Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy’s getting smashed tonight

Clean:There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Thor
Dirty:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Clean: I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Loki
Dirty:You’re so hot even my zipper is falling for you.

Clean:Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us

Bruce
Dirty:What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
(I laughed to hard at this one)

Clean:Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else

Clint
Dirty:Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Clean:I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

Natasha
Dirty:I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list!

Clean:Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Steve
Dirty:Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It’s just like a French kiss, but down under.

Clean:Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.

Bucky
Dirty:Are you a farm girl? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

Clean:You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Sam:
Dirty:I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

Clean:Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.

Peter quill
Dirty:I’m not a weather man, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.

Clean:My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U.

Scott
Dirty:Are you a washing machine? Because I want to put my dirty load in you.

Clean:Do you hunt? Because I’ve been hunting for you all my life.

Wanda
Dirty:Those look like quality pants; do you mind if I take them off?

Clean:I’m accepting applications If you want to apply, requirements include your phone number.

Pietro
Dirty:Baby are you a lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight

Clean:You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.

Peter Parker
Dirty:Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on.

Clean:When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?

Stephen
Dirty:What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

Clean:If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

T'challa
Dirty:Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.

Clean:Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.