Risha's Joke Book

Yo Mama Jokes

These are my favorite Yo Mama Jokes. 25 in each category!

(>'o')> YO MAMA SO FAT<('o'<)

~Yo mama so fat, if she was a dinosaur her name would be Jell-Osaurus Rex

~Yo mama so fat, Dracula drank her blood and got diabetes

~Yo mama so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

~Yo mama so fat, all she wants for Christmas is to see her feet!

~Yo mama so fat when she fell down the down the stairs I didn't laugh... but the stairs were cracking up!

~Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

~Yo mama so fat, if she was bricks, she'd be a Housing Project

~Yo mama so fat, she's Large, Single and Ready to Pringle!

~Yo mama so fat, she saw a school bus full of white kids and said "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"

~Yo mama so fat, she wears a sock on each toe

~Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Nutella

~Yo mama so fat, she went to a restaurant alone and got the group discount

~Yo mama so fat, she passed in front of the tv and I missed 6 episodes.

~Yo mama so fat, you have to the grease the doorway and hold a twinkie at the other end to get her to go outside

~Yo mama so fat, she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices

~Yo mama so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks

~Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales sang "We are family!"

~Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a bus and said "Ooh! A twinkie!"

~Yo mama so fat, the only pictures of her are satellite pictures

~Yo mama so fat, she wore a yellow rain coat and people thought she was a taxi!

~Yo mama so fat, she has more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book

~Yo mama so fat, she traded in her neck for an extra chin

~Yo mama so fat, she counts how old she is by how many chins she has

~Yo mama so fat, she cause a lunar eclipse during her audition for E.T.

~Yo mama so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the driveway

(>'o')> YO MAMA SO STUPID <('o'<)

~Yo mama so stupid, you stand next to her and hear the ocean

~Yo mama so stupid, she got locked out of a motorcycle

~Yo mama so stupid, she stood on a chair to "raise her IQ"

~Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a cup and said she got mugged

~Yo mama so stupid, she put her ass to the phone and thought she was making a booty call

~Yo mama so stupid, when the judge said "Order!", she said "Pie and chips please!"

~Yo mama so stupid, if her brain was chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M

~Yo mama so stupid, you have to dig down to find her IQ

~Yo mama so stupid, she put her watch in the bank and said she was saving time

~Yo mama so stupid, she went to the library to find a Facebook