"My Lord! We found it!" Felonious ran into Lord Farquaad's room in nothing but fishnets and spandex booty shorts (the castle staff uniform). Lord Farquaad slammed his hand next to Felonious, trapping his legs. "Where is it." He raises his ThIcC eyebrow shrexily. Felonious blushes and hands him the canned coochie. Farquaad smiles. He then [CENSORED] Felonious blushes again as he [CENSORED] Finally contented, Farquaad closed the canned coochie and ordered Felonious to put his lace undies back on.
The End
