Miles was sitting on a bar stool drinking a beer. Suddenly a man sat down on the stool next to him. He had a shaved head and looked like a blobfish, damn he was ugly as shit.
The man was drunk as fuck and sat himself on miles lap.
"I aam Aleuxhhandr mr. Tuwnrer the 7th, whooo are you?" I only understood the last part, his accent was so hard to understand.
"uh...my name's Miles? Can you get off me please?"
"I knouw you waannt it" He winked at me and started kissing me.
That's when I pulled out my knife and stabbed him in his ear and left him to bleed out on the floor.
